The Dougman Cometh


My friend Doug lives at a Buddhist monestary in a trailer on a mountaintop in Colorado... before that he lived in a monestary in the MiddleOfNowhere, VT. Back when he was in Vermont, I used to randomly get letters from Doug mailed to me that contained pictures with no explanation, no letter, just pics.

Fast forward a few years, and now with the miracle that is the National InterWeb, the other day instead of receiving a letter, I get an email that simply says:

"My train gets in on Halloween at 3:15pm. Be ready."

Attached to the cryptic message were the following pictures.

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Baby Doug.
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Andy Warhol Doug.
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Doug with Eric Bachman.
Picture taken near the monastery in CO.
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Yeah, you thought I was kidding about the trailer, didn't you? Guess again, buckaroo!
And last but not least....he enclosed this photo of ginormous, weird, boobs. Yes! Can't wait to see you, Buddy!