So yeah, while I was packing up to leave college in May of 1998, one of my roommates must've snuck the cleardo into this box and it spent 10 years in my parents basement and turned a weird, milky tan color. Ew. Other treasures that were discovered along with THE CLEARDO included 30 feet of nylon rope and an audio cassette of Antrax's Persistence of Time. Talk about a PARTY IN A BOX, eh?
I also discovered THE CLEARDO! The cleardo was a clear, jelly dildo that we found after a huge house party we had at 111 Redfield Place back in college! My housemates and I used to hide it in each other's rooms any time we knew someone had guests coming over because it was always funny watching someone try to explain to their parents that "It's not MY DILDO, Dad! I swear! It's just a dildo that somehow ended up here during a party and we hide it in each other's rooms as a joke! Get it? Mom, please don't cry. C'mon mom, it's a joke. Seriously."
