Wesleyan is known for being one of the most "liberal" liberal arts school...so when I sat down to drop a deuce, I was sort of shocked to see that the walls of the stall were covered in awesomely-retarded, apostrophe-challenged, homophobic scribblings:
W-land is full of fag's, drag's
lezbow's and hoas. Dicks are for Chicks Silly Faget!
Smells like fish, make it a dish! Smells like colone, leave it Alone!
Smells fish taste like chicken
Plug your nose and keep one licen!