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I SAID, "NO ONE WILL SUSPECT THAT YOU'RE DEAF!"
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"I've never peeled a potato in my life. Is that because they're hard to peel? Would I start peeling and enjoying potatoes if I only had these TATER MITTS? IS THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN KEEPING ME BACK ALL THESE YEARS?"
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I've never purchased a single piece of it. But I'm always amazed that no matter what thing they're hocking, at some point during hearing them pitch it, you start thinking "You know, it would be really handy to have a collapsable fishing pole that I could carry around in my backpack because you never know when....WAIT, WHAT?"
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"I don't currently have any leaks, but a pipe could just burst out of the blue and where would I be without some MIGHTY PUTTY on hand?"