Our resort, The Leoniki Residence, was about 5 km outside of downtown Rethymnon in a little village called Platanias. The place was amazing. Way nicer than any of us expected. Here's cranky Grant crashing out on the couch while Chris sweet-talked the check-in lady in Greek. We got our into our condo, grunted an approval regarding our accommodations, dropped our shit on the floor and immediately went to sleep.