On Tuesday morning my GenieBidet toilet seat arrive. Yo, real talk: this is the most game-changing, life-improving $110 dollars I've ever spent in my life. This cannot be understated. The fact that most people go through their lives making shitting a "dry experience" is absolutely insane once you "take the plunge." Seriously, go on amazon right now and buy this. Yeah, sure installing it might take you out of your comfort zone, but both you (and your asshole) will thank you.
