Er, sort of....but he got an "A+" for effort in my book. (You should've seen his little midget legs pumping to the beat as he attempted "the scramble." Priceless.
...turns out, tequila makes midgets break dance. I shit you not, the minute he finished his first shot, this midget, this fifty-something-year-old barely-speaks-any-English, drunk, midget, starts God-honest break dancing.
