When I came out of the Cassanova on Thursday night there was this dude doing handstands outside so I took I picture of him. He immediately righted himself, ran over to me and said "I'm a performing artist! If you're going to take a picture of me you have to pay me five dollars." After I finished laughing, I explained that was also a performing artist. And then I put on an elaborate mime skit where I paid him five invisible "mime dollars" for his hard work. (Needless to say, I almost got beat up).
