...a massage parlor in Chinatown (aka - "The JackShack") for a rub n' tug. This place is hilarious because it's actually a legitimate massage place where they do amazing Qigong deep tissue massage (and back walking!) but every once in a while you randomly win the "hand job lottery" and get a happy ending. So Grant, Siege and I went through that swinging door you see in the back to test our luck! Fast forward one hour and two out of the three of us made out like bandits! Was the birthday boy one of them?
