This is the only photo from our trip to SCANDALS (which was anything but scandalous). It was the first time our friend Russ had ever been to a strip club and my absolute favorite part of the night was watching him try to understand it.
He was standing next to me at the edge of the stage and girls kept coming by, dancing in front of him for a few seconds and then looking annoyed and walking away. So I explained to Russ that were annoyed because they expected a tip. The next time a girl came around, Russ held out a dollar bill and the girl swooped over and used her boobs to snatch it out of Russ' hands. He looked over at me bewildered and said "It's like feeding bread to seagulls." Hahahahaha.
Instead I found an empty club and an empty stage. I was about halfway through with my complimentary (frozen, fruity!) drink when they finally managed to get a girl on stage. I stuck around until she finished her set, politely declined her offer to come back to my hotel for 1,000 EEK (like $85) and called it a night. (It would've been a wash if it hadn't been for the fruity drink!). I got home a little after 1am and took a few Tylenol PM so I could sleep at night and try to get on local time. Had crazy ass dreams all night but still woke up feeling refreshed (in not a little displaced) the next morning.
Walking down some twisty back road on the way back to my hostel from the pub, I came across these disco lights being projected on the wall across the street. The international sign for only particular thing....NOOOODIE BAR! My pockets bulging with literally THOUSANDS of Estonian Krooni (which is like TENS of US dollars) I was feeling like a tycoon ready to shower bills on hundreds of svelte, exotic, cock-starved Russian teens looking for handsome Amerikan man. I paid the cheap cover (1 drink included!) and parted the curtain into the main room ready to break some hearts (or at least see some sweet, sweet boobs).
