...this guy! Check out his outfit! It's like...actually, you know what? Making fun of this guy's outfit would be like tackling a a guy with no legs. I mean I'm not exactly a fashion maven, but even I know not to mix my wide-waled raver cords with any of my (many) leopard-print silk robe-shirts.
Who the fuck buys a hearse and then is like "Hmmm, it's pretty goth but NOT GOTH ENOUGH FOR ME! I'm gonna need to get me some plywood and some stained glass and build a little evil church on top." If had me that shit I would've totally redid it to look like the Ghostbuster's car. (Although, now that I think about it, I'm not sure if that's more gay or less gay?)