We Meet The Sarge


So, the WWF showed up the Newhouse's career fair looking to recruit graduates for employment. Knowing the competition for student's attention would be tough, the WWF pulled out the big guns and dispatched the none other than WWF superstar Sgt. Slaughter to bedazzle us. The Sarge pressed some palms and doled out nuggets of mat-gleaned wisdom. I wish I had brought my camera (but who thinks to bring a camera to a career fair?), so this autographed glossy will have to suffice...

sgt slaughter
How jealous are you? The Sarge, uh, excuse me, The Commissioner (apparently he's been promoted) doesn't exactly have the neatest penmanship so let me translate his words: Attention! To The Boys at 111 Redfield, Chins up, Chests out, and never let your enemy eat your breakfast!! That's an Order!! Sgt. Slaughter
dzija
Never one to shirk the Sarge's orders, Dzija prepares to defend his breakfast.