THE HOFF. NUFF SAID. (This is like the Abbey Road of bowling pin autographs. It's like, once he's signed a pin you might as well throw away the special ceremonial bowling-pin-autographing-pen they have, right? Who could possibly top this?)
Carson Daly! Macaulay Culkun! Drew Barrymore! Claire Danes! WOW!!!! I like how if you look in the mirror in the background you can see how totally starstruck I am by the caliber of celebrities Bowlmore has gotten to autograph bowling pins. Nicely done, also, Bowlmore Lanes.
How jealous are you? The Sarge, uh, excuse me, The Commissioner (apparently he's been promoted) doesn't exactly have the neatest penmanship so let me translate his words: Attention! To The Boys at 111 Redfield, Chins up, Chests out, and never let your enemy eat your breakfast!! That's an Order!! Sgt. Slaughter
