Then he got topless! This was too much - after thrashing about on the dancefloor, Sam got hot and decided that he was going to take his shirt off. The bartender came over and was like "You gotta put your shirt back on." Sam was like "But I'm hot!" and the bartender was all "Ummmm, sorry you're hot, dude. But you gotta put your shirt back on." Hahaha.