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...to walk to the nearby 24-hour McDonalds! Yeeeessss.
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We finished that bad boy in ten minutes and then made the drunk decision...
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One last pitcher for last call!
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Oh you know, buying hats...making friends!
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...when we were feeling like this.
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Rubano is a hotel professional and went right to the frozen French bread pizza. Awww, yeah.
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Slow dancing with public art!
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I'll post this version instead of the one where I'm "keeping my balance" by holding onto Kim's dreamy leg.
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Our group made a slight detour along the way to climb all over a giant ant.
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...HEY, WHY'D THOSE GIRLS LEAVE? WHAT THE FUCK?
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2am tipsy self-portrait: holding myself up against a wall. Haha.
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These girls (Natalie & Megan) were really funny. Instead of a flask, they'd stashed a HANDLE of tequila in their bag!
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Ground hugs!
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Fraggle treating us to some hot, carved-bamboo jazz flute.
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Well, except for this one. Hahaha.
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Haha.
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I love late night photos.
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THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY PAR-TEEEEEEEEE!
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Is this real life?
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Stranger passed out in a park! 10 POINTS!
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Once everyone had gotten a few drinks...
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The night culminated with Matt nipple-touch-serenading this couple into gentle, lap-collapsing sleep.
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Our sleepy diner neighbor got blintzed!
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When we got out of the cab, we found this bro taking the most casual of drunken snoozes against a car parked out front of our building. Haha.
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Ellen, Josh, pale-faced post-puke me and Matt on our way out of the party. Congrants on LA, Gideon! Sorry I barfed on your roof! Happy April 2010!
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Next thing we knew we had a new best friend. (A best friend who, incidentally, liked to lift up his shirt and smack his belly loudly and repeatedly after each drink). Pauly can't believe it!
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...making friends with strangers!
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On Friday night we went to the Sly Fox with Pauly's friend who was in town visiting from Toronto. Tray of tequila shots always ends up leading to...
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Later that night we made friends with friends.
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When Jersey Shore first came out Matt was stoked because he could show off his abs by "making fun of" The Situation. Haha.
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Hahaha. Yep, on our way.
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We got drunk.
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Haha. Cab ride flex down!
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Hahaha. Sarah laid down for a little party time-out.
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Hahaha. Exactly.
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How about if you sit down backwards (Dukes of Hazzard style) on a chair while your friend pours the rest down your throat for you?
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Mike Max is the band's drummer and he was going for it so hard. Drinking an entire beer THROUGH your own shirt that you've pulled up over your face on the dance floor is NEXT LEVEL SHIT.
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Meredith had a little too much karaoke juice and had to hug the wall on the elevator ride home. Haha.
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...but we ended up hanging out drinking on the porch...
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Someone tried to take a sneaky picture of my wiener while I was peeing, but I was prepared with a swift hand-block. Hahah.
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Around 1:30, the birthday girl realized that she'd had a bit too much to drink and needed to take a little party time-out nap in my office. (Don't worry, Ellen. The same thing happened to me on my birthday!)
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Before getting back on the L to Manhattan, we stopped off at a falafel place and ordered sandwiches and took pictures of Lisa nodding off in the cold outside while we waited for them to be prepared. Haha.
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If you listen carefully, you can hear them slurring.
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Kelsey (giving Scott the old "can you believe how drunk this guy is?" point), Scott and Ian.
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Hahaha. This is my favorite photo of the night. Bonus points to Berk for STILL having the Cosby sweater on.
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This photo makes me LOL every time I look at it. Sarah looks like she's preaching and that girl in the background is doing her best to politely wait out the offer of a shared microphone. Hahah.
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This photo makes me laugh out loud every time I see it. Soooo good. (Bonus points to Jessica for finger-pointing like a professional wrestler from the 80s. Yes!)
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The door had one of the those locks that requires a key from the inside. After we finished our game, we woke Pauly up and tried to leave, but the bartender totally misplaced his keys and we were all stuck inside 15 minutes until he found them. Pauly just wanted to get into bed.
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3:50am. It was Pauly's turn on Big Buck Hunter but when we turned to hand him the shotgun, he was asleep on the bar! Hahaha.
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Helping each other out.
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Making new friends always.
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It was afterhours at this point, but since it was a real quiet night, the bartender told us we could hang for a bit and he locked the place up. This guy was the only other place in the bar so we agreed to play some Big Buck together.
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Hahaha. Oh man, this photo makes me laugh out loud. Two years have passed since I took this pic. Lisa and Pauly broke up almost a year ago! Pauly moved back to Canada last week and we never see Lisa anymore. Good times, you guys. Miss you!)
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Lisa on the other hand was super-into my awesome video game skills! (Is she putting her tongue in the gun-hole? Whoa.)
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Did I get him? *hic*
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They had been out most of the night drinking and it was clear that I had some catching up to do!
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This particular falafel
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We left Hanger a little before 5am so that we could get a FALAFEL around the corner before they closed! We were capital W wasted. Pauly is either talking about big tits or the utter awesomeness that you can still get a falafel so late at night in NYC.
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Tah-tah-toasted! Happy Birthday, 'Murika!
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Since you're at San Loco at 3:55am and there's still 5 minutes left before they stop selling alcohol why not just also order a couple of shots of tequila while you're waiting for your tacos, right?
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Hey. Put your shirt on...
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I bet Zoe really regrets that she didn't abide by our spur of the moment "NO SHIRTS IN THE BAR AFTER 3:55am" party-policy.
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Rosemary's is also a great place to go when you're wasted because you can get totally rowdy and nobody even blinks.
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What time is? Oh, TIME FOR A GUNSHOW?
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"Oh." Yep, she's drunk! ;-)
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I think it's safe to say we're all getting a little drunk at this point.
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Sarah and Sarah and another girl! Is another girl drunk? She looks drunk! That's it! I'm tagging this photo with "drunk!"
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Jenny has no recollection of this whatsoever! When I first showed her these photos, she was laughing and she asked "What in the world was I eating? What are those, cookies?" I told her, "No, they were chicken nuggets." Jenny groaned really loud and said, "Oh, nooooo! I'm a vegetarian!" Hahahaha.
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...which meant that her entire purse was filled with buffet food. I love this photo so much.
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I also love how the whole time all this nugget-eating is going on, Leigh's calling and texting people in Jenny's phone at 4:40am trying to figure out where her apartment is.
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NUGGETS!
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Turns out that these were plates from the buffet at the MSG after party. Jenny had taken a whole bunch of food from the buffet, put it between two glass plates, wrapped it in a napkin and put it in her purse. But the napkin had come undone...
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Hahahaha. "Uhhhh, Jenny? Why do you have glass plates in your bag?"
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Meredith, Leigh, Jenny and I all got into a cab and we headed just a couple blocks to where she told us her apartment was in the Lower East Side. We got out of the cab and walked to her front door. She got in front of her door and then exclaimed "Wait a minute! I don't LIVE HERE any more!" We all laughed. But then when Jenny couldn't remember where she'd since moved we realized that she was A LOT drunker than we'd originally estimated.
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Get a load of this lurker-encourager.
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Dip the DJ (and LURK!)
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Gradulamated and all growsed up.
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Mer got a little over zealous with the celebratin' and had to take a lil' T.O. on the elevator ride home.
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Even if that means pouring some of it, er, down your pants?
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Hahaha. If someone gives you a bottle of free vodka, it's your duty to finish it.
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...buddying up...
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By the time I got there with Pauly, it was really, really late and hardly anyone was there anymore. Plus, this one was real drunk.
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Happy Birthday, John! Hopefully this pics serve as a happy reminder of a night you most likely don't remember too much of!
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...everyone was SHIT-CANNED. Check out this human pile-up that happened on the walk over to Hanger Bar. This happened in middle of 1st Ave!
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We also stopped and made friends with this puking stranger.
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Around 3am, things started getting rowdy with public makeout on the dancefloor! Hahah.
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We made friends.
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Farewell, sweet princess! Happy Holidays to all!
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Ok, back to photos of wasted Jen partying it up! Hahaha.
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Oh, did I mention she was ha-ha-hammered? Check out that yob! She looks like a pirate yelling for more mead! Hahaha.
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...Lisa turned her "kneeling move" into a "kneeling SPLIT move" and blew everyone's minds.
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...pictures of her flashing her cans while making retard faces! Hahaha.
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Hmmmm, maybe not though because Pauly looks pretty smitten as well.
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LUMBERJACK!
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We hope the large tip we left and all the booby flashes provided by our womenfolk helped make up for our state that evening. We'll try not to let it happen ever again for at least a couple of months.

Love,
Lisa Michelle, Pauly, Meredith, Iva and Brian.
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...which led to Gabe showing off his manly chest! This picture rules so hard. I love Gabe's eyebrows and Lisa's slurry top lip. Hahaha.
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Lisa showed off Pauly's MANLY chest...
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Living the dream.
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...Vince came around the corner with Brandon, got excited when he saw us, ran over to say hi, and then mid-hello was like "Uhhhhh ohhhhh." I knew only too well what his little groan was about and managed to get my cam out just in time to capture the tail-end of him showering the steps of a local BBQ joint with candy-laced Halloween vomit!