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Fraggle treating us to some hot, carved-bamboo jazz flute.
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Wonky Eye x 2! Yay!
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Amanda's! (Hahaha. Win!)
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Lisa had trouble getting just one eye to go wonky so she tried the old "stare at your finger and slowly move it towards your nose" trick.
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Here's Scott's!
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Here's my wonkerino.
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Hahaha. Pauly repped first with a very solid "wonky eye."
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Deep-fried crispy taquitos make Sarah smile (albeit with a wonky-eye)! Hahaha.
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I do try my best but I can't hold a candle to her.
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Sarah is the queen of the Wonky Eye!
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Meredith has wonky eyes!
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And now we'll briefly interrupt all the puppy-pics for a picture of me trying my best to make my eyes go in different directions! I've sort of got it down...I can make one eye go crossed and the other go pretty straight. But I've got nothing...
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..on Leigh! She can totally almost make her eyes go in different directions. WONK EYE!
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Yay, wonky eye! (Leigh's really good at making her eyes go in different directions and it never fails to crack me up!).
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On Thursday night, I went out and met up with Leigh for another really mellow night of making stupid faces. Hahaha.
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Leigh snapped this pic of my trying to see how long I could keep my eyes crossed for. Which ended up giving me a whanging headache.
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Excellent use of the "floater eye!"
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After the vampire contest was over, Leigh showed off how her finger healed all wonky after never having gone to the doctor to get it set properly after having gotten it broken a few months back on Halloween. Hahah.
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Then I started showing off some of the advanced techniques I used to subtely sabotage "glamour shots" (because you can't always make a totally ridiculous, over-the-top face). Here's me demonstrating how, with a little practice, you can learn to cross just one eye a tiny bit and make it look like you have a floater-eye!
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Here's Sarah's. And the pupil (no pun intended!) surpasses the teacher.
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On Sunday night, my good buddy Sammy came into town! (It'd been over two years since the last time I'd seen him!)
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Sarah, working on her new website: WonkyEye.com
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What the fuck is wrong with my eyes? Siege swears he didn't alter them in Photoshop but it's hard for me to believe him seeing as my eyes make me look like a character in Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun video. WTF?
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Jerome and wonky-eyed Grant!
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Getting all Hamas with a hot towel.
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On Sunday, there were no more offical SXSW events, so Sarah and I decided to go see a movie. We wanted to see "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" and ended up having to take a 25 minute taxi to get there. After the movie, we went to Amy's Ice Cream (which I'd heard about from Tara), and while waiting for her cone, Sarah pulled one of the best "make one eye go crooked" faces I've ever captured with a camera. So fucking great.