Ta-da! Completely cue-ball bald on top with a long and shiny, coiffed pony tail down the right side is totally going to be the hottest look for Spring of 2009.
Then Meredith and Lisa spent a whole bunch of time styling the hair of a doll that they purchased at our corner bodega when we stopped for treats and snacks on the way home.
That's right! It's some milataristis wet-dream doll-reenactment of US Special forces capturing Osama and Saddam together once and for all PROVING that Iraq was linked to 9/11.
Please take a moment now to imagine in your mind the gun-toting, jingoistic nutjob who actually took the time to buy these dolls and arrange them (aka - play with the dolls!!!) and put up this display at the gun shop?
(PS - Check out the flag-toting fanboy in the background representing stars & stripes while the one dude prepares to MOTHERFUCKING EXECUTE Bin Laden. Who by the way, hasn't aged a day in the last 6 years....hmmmmm.)
