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Came back home and started watching creepy-as-hell THE JINX. His black eyes are so creepy! (I later learned he was wearing some kind of Japanese contacts that make the whites of your eyes seem smaller. Whaaa?)
the march roundup
March, 2015
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...this creepster shy guy who is...uh....floating in the air outside the window?
the october roundup
October, 2013
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I was especially found of this Kenny Loggins Nightwatch album that featured...
the october roundup
October, 2013
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...creepy Obama mannequin in the driver's seat.
the july roundup
July, 2012
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Lutz Bacher
Big Boy, 1992
Fabric, stuffing, fake fur, paint
114 x 46 x 24 inches
Unique
the may roundup
May, 2012
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Halfway through our meal we had a little visit from whatever this terrifying half-spider half-scorpion thing this is.
philippines part two: aileen & ryan's wedding in bohol
March 13, 2012
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This guy had a little "crypt keeper" guy on a leash and was making him dance in a all-too-realistically way.
halloween in florida
October 29, 2010
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So disturbing. Hahaha. Pauly's peepers through the eye holes make me laugh. (Nervously)
the june rounup
June, 2009
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Great (creepy!) success.
the may roundup
May, 2009
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Crepe peep!
san francisco work trip & driving to la
November 18, 2008
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Can you tell that I liked her? (I think this is my favorite creepy picture of myself, btw.)
no pressure saturday
November 03, 2007
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Me, doing my impression of Buckethead.
halloween 2005
October 29, 2005
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That's right! It's some milataristis wet-dream doll-reenactment of US Special forces capturing Osama and Saddam together once and for all PROVING that Iraq was linked to 9/11.

Please take a moment now to imagine in your mind the gun-toting, jingoistic nutjob who actually took the time to buy these dolls and arrange them (aka - play with the dolls!!!) and put up this display at the gun shop?

(PS - Check out the flag-toting fanboy in the background representing stars & stripes while the one dude prepares to MOTHERFUCKING EXECUTE Bin Laden. Who by the way, hasn't aged a day in the last 6 years....hmmmmm.)
business (and guns!) in san francisco
September 26, 2005
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Which I figured she like better than this creepy-ass person-shaped squishy pillow for sleeping with. Hahah.
the march roundup
March, 2005
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Funniest (and creepiest!) photo of Jack "wearing" his sister's hair as a wig.
the january roundup: part one
January, 2005
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Holy weird! Creepy Mask!
first misshapes of 2005
January 08, 2005
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...I managed to capture this! When I showed my brother the photo on my tiny camera preview screen he almost dooked his drawers. But upon closer examination what we thought might be some evil spectre just turned out to be...
brett visits for halloween in san francisco
October 29, 2004
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...some really old (possibly Asian?) man sitting in the dark in a rocking chair watching all the people carry on outside his window. HALLOWEEN!
brett visits for halloween in san francisco
October 29, 2004
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Unnnngh
meredith visits san francisco
September 25, 2004
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....PANTYBANDIT! Awwww yeah, lemme hear ya! Check out Scott laughing because he total caught the PantyBandit in action. (PS - I'd be lying if I didn't mention that this photo kind of gives me a boner.)
leigh's birthday parties
July 24, 2004
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Here's Grant pretending to read a book while he gets his long-term leer on. Awwww, yeah. (Yo, check out my fancy new camera's PEEP-O-RAMA zoom. Sweet, right?)
european vacation part 8: scooter madness!
October 25, 2003