Siege and I were starting to get concerned that the male to female "visible nipple ratio" was getting too imbalanced so we decided to try to even things about a bit. Peek-a-boo, ladies!
After hours of dirty dancing inside, we arrived to find Counter
and Dennis getting
ready to take things to what they referred to as "the next
level." (Bonus points to Dennis for making the best
"I'm Uncomfortable with Your Homosexual Joking" Face ever.)
Laura gives Bruce some "tough love" while Sonya goes in for the lick. (This monthly round up ends on the 19th because I spent the rest of the month in...ARUBA! Woooooo!
Wednesday morning I woke up and my brother pointed out the the nubby part of my left nipple is shaped like a heart. (I also pee rainbows and shit unicorns).
Frank was telling stories about how when he was heavier back in college he used to be able to lick his own tit. It only took a tiny bit of prompting before Seven Layer busted out ye old titty to see if he still had "it" in him (he came up about five inches shy. Drat!).
As hot as I looked (yeah, that's right - "I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard."), Joey wasn't really into the sword-fighting thing either. So instead we had to bump naked asses.