December 12, 2001

A Very Merry Drunk's Xmas

My friends Tyler, Mary and Sean sent around the following email:

"It's the festive time of the year so we thought it would be fun to have a few drinks with all our friends (or the "Superbitchin' Super Squad" as we call them) for a change of pace. Please join us in some Yuletide cheer....and by that, of course, we mean snorting Drano. Mike and Tyler are spinning records from their personal collections, so make sure your ears are ready for suck! Santa hats are optional, but strongly encouraged. Santa thongs are even more optional. Look, we don't want to have to use the phrase "drunken high school makeout party" here, but we think it's going to be a drunken high school makeout party. "

Holiday Merriment is infinitely easier to make when you've got festive shoes on. Josh and I rock a red shoe diary night in step, yo.

emma, josh, lorelei, me — Josh, me, Emma and Lorelei. (Josh, am I cupping your boobie?)

tyler — Tyler was on the decks playing some holiday tunes!

emma, mary — Mary was giving out Christmas kisses under the mistletoe.

jack w — Joey's prayers for some Christmas nipple were suddenly (and wonderfully) answered.

emma, me — You like-a the schmooshed face?

Sean and sweet, sweet Joy (to the world).

mary — Okay, here's where things started to get a little out of hand. Mary showed her boobies.

vin — Vin showed up from his blind date totally wah-wiggity-wasted.

emma, jack w — Jack tried to ear-tongue Emma (but was denied!). A Good Night was had by all.