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On Friday afternoon I met up with Emma for a coffee! It had been 6 years since I'd last seen her upstate in 2012!
the march roundup part2
March, 2018
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Bye, guys! Thanks for having us! Hope to see you again soon!
the february roundup
February, 2012
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Before we left that afternoon, we wrangled everyone into the door frame so we could...
the february roundup
February, 2012
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...take a group picture with the auto timer! Perfect!
the february roundup
February, 2012
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And because everyone knows that Emma and Lorelei do EVERYTHING TOGETHER...here's a pic of super-preggo Em to proving that she and her husband Rob are only a couple of weeks behind Joey & Lo in the baby-making dept! (Their daughter Evie was born less than two weeks later! Two girls! Ev & El = the next Em & Lo?)
the january roundup: part two
January, 2008
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On Tuesday night I went to Greenwich Village to see Em & Lo knocked up at the same time! Check out the dual-preggo action! These two do everything together. So awesome! With proud fathers-to-be Rob and Joey, respectively. Congrats, you guys!
the september roundup
September, 2007
emma
The next morning we hit the "post-wedding" breakfast, congratulated Emma and Rob (note the rhinestone-studded "Mrs. Tourtelot" shirt. Ha!)...
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Bridesmaids! Lorelei (the "Lo" half of the "Em & Lo"), Hannah, Becky (the third Taylor sister!) and Emma.
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Hahaha.
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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They did it by the book.
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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No cake-smashing antics here!
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Emma and Rob cutting the cake!
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Congrats, you two!
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Awwww.
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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...had their first dance as hubby and wife!
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Standing ovation!
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Mr. and Mrs. Rob Tourtelot!
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Right around four, Emma rolled up in a fancy car! Here's she is being walked down the sandy aisle by her father!
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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After dinner, we went back to the hotel for a cocktail hour in the lounge! Here's Hannah (Emma's sister who used to live in NYC way back in the party days of 2001) and the bride-to-be!
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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...Rob and Emma's place (Rob not pictured here).
the march roundup
March, 2005
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Then later that night I met up with Rob, Emma, Nina, Lorelei and a ton of other people to head over to the Sunburnt Cow to celebrate...
the march roundup
March, 2005
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Later that night I met up with Emma! Who was in SF from NYC with her new fiance to attend a friend's wedding.
the september roundup: life in san francisco
September, 2004
emma
Em & Lo
moving to san francisco going away party: part one
August 24, 2004
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Carol, Rachel, Lorelei, Emma and Nina.
the june roundup
June, 2004
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Grant, Emma, Andrew and Travis.
the may roundup part two
May, 2004
emma
On Wednesday we all met up at the Sunburnt Cow to celebrate Emma Taylor's birthday! Here's Lo (showing off some of the birthday girl's goodies) and Em.
the may roundup part two
May, 2004
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Emma and Nina.
the april roundup
April, 2004
emma
On Friday night I met up with Nina, Joey, Lo, Emma and Allison (Lo's lil' sister) in the Lower East Side...
the april roundup
April, 2004
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Emma canoodling with Terrance Travis.
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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And hey, no book party would be complete without a fifteen-person grand finale version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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The authors on the mic!
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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Emma gives Matt a little bellydancing back-up flava.
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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She can write an entire chapter about proper ettiquette during analingus, but flash a titty and Emma Taylor'll still blush.
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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Mad props to Jon Davis - he lives in the neighborhood and when we ran out of booze just past 4:30am, he saved party from drying up by busting out the number of some super-sketch Chinatown bogeda that will deliver booze and beer 24 hours a day!
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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Jamie, Lo, Jenny, Frank, Colin, Fatty's hair and Emma.
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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...really into karaoke. Here's Emma on Seth's shoulders.
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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Emma (pulling her patented "drunk face") me and the Fatty in the background.
sarah's birthday bash: part one
February 07, 2004
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Lorelei, Em and Sarah.
sarah's birthday bash: part one
February 07, 2004
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Later that night, I hung out with Em & Lo.
the february roundup
February, 2004
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Sweaty Frank, Emma and a schoolboyish Fatty.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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Hahaha.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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This skit is fucking hilarious. Em & Lo dressed up as flight attendends welcoming the audience to Anal Airways.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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Lo demonstrates the optimal 90 degree angle for objects that penetrate deeper than 4" inches into the bum.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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Me, Sarah, Adriana and Emma.
grant's surprise party
November 07, 2003
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We all know it's not really a party until my luggage gets taken out. Not wanting to disappoint the birthday crowd, it was high time for the kids to make an appearance. So while a bunch of people were outside smoking, I had Grant take my camera outside so he could capture me give Emma the special "Pressed Ham" braining. Noooice!
grant's surprise party
November 07, 2003
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I mean, this pic is pretty awesome and all. But just imagine how much better it would be if the Hulk fist wasn't contaminated and he could've been wearing it. Fack.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Awwwwwww, best pic ever. Emily, Emma, Lorelei and Grant.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Emily, Emma, Lo and Grant. (Down in the karaoke basement of Nolita Tavern).
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Em & Lo! (Emma's really good at hiding behind the microphone).
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Emma, Grant, Lorelei and myself started the night out getting our free drink on at a party celebrating the opening of Toys in Babeland's new Soho store.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Em and Lo on backup.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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After breakfast, we went back to Ross & Jord's and did a little swimming. Emma and Kate soaked up rays...
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003
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After a few aspirin and several liters of water *whew*, we hopped in the car and drove out to Ross & Jordana's house in the valley where we also met up with Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey who were in LA for two days as part of their book tour.
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003
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...we all went out for brunch. Emma, Joey (Lo's boyfriend who lives in LA now) and Jordana.
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003
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On Friday night I went over the Blu on Avenue C to wish farewell to Em & Lo who were leaving the next morning for their eight week, cross-country tour to promote their book that had just come out.
the july roundup
July, 2003
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Emma, Jamye, Rachel's girlfriend, and Rachel Kramer Bussel (the fact that I remembered all three of Rachel's names should make up for forgetting her girlfriend's).
the july roundup
July, 2003
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Emma (and the book!) with Isabella Robertson (aka - Tookie).
the july roundup
July, 2003
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Earlier in the evening before we left that Mati Hari place, Morgan, the promoter, pulled me aside and invited me to a late night party that was being thrown by P.Diddy and Ashton Kutcher (sp?)...so we rounded up some rowdies and headed uptown to Dorsia to see if we could get some pics of us coldlamping with Demi.
the hole and p diddy
June 25, 2003
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Charlene, Emma, Grant, Tara and me.
the hole and p diddy
June 25, 2003
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And here's Emma with Grant (who's doing his best impression of Emma's "drunk" face).
the hole and p diddy
June 25, 2003
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Mmmmm....smells like burning!
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Emma leaned down laughing and put her hair right into a candle that was lit on the table. I was torn between putting it out (which I did) or firing up the cam and getting a pic of her aflame.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Jack Wright finds himself on the business end of two-girl head-scratch.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Birthday girl.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Matty, Emma, Brian Chambers, Mark Bibbins (aka - The Notorious B.I.B.), Nina and me.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Emma feigning sobriety while I give my best Jodeci face (which usually means that I'm drunk).
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Lo, Grant, Emma (pulling her patented "I'm pretty drunk" face) and me.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Andrew managed to snap off over 40 pics with my cam - but it takes so long to black out all the naughty bits that I've only posted a few here.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Once Emma got back out of her birthday suit, it was time for birthday doughnuts!
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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And let's finish it all off with an artsy pic of Emma on the fancy couch in the living room! Congrats on fixing up the new place so nicely, Grizz!
grant and fatty move
May 03, 2003
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Even our new Chinese friend wasn't fooled by their clever subterfuge.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Em & Lo doing another duet.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Em & Lo teamed up to sing a duet.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Mike, Emma, Tookie (showing her favorite number - Yay five!), a guy I don't know and Lo.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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After dinner we all headed nextdoor to Winnie's for karaoke!
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Much like Emma was driven to tears at the last karaoke outing, Michael caused a few tears to be shed that night, yes he did.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Back at the party Emma started tying one on...
saturday night out
April 04, 2003
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Matty (making the best face ever) with Emma.
the april roundup
April, 2003
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Brenda, Emma, Cy, and Lo.
the april roundup
April, 2003
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Me with the infamous Em & Lo.
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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Em & Lo giving Grizzle-my-Nizzle a hard time.
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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Hey, look! It's practically the same picture that kicks off any one of these stupid goddamned diary entries of mine! L to R: Alisa, me and Emma.
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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See!? Look at Emma: she's actually wiping a tear away. A fucking tear. Unbelievable.
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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We arrived early (around 10ish) to ensure that we'd be able to secure the table right up front next to the karaoke machine. That way later on in the evening when you're real drunk and you want to "correct" people who aren't performing a song up to par by singing over them as loudly as you can, you'll know that they can hear you. Because hey, people love to know when they're doing something wrong. Especially at karaoke. (From L to R: Lorelei, Sean, Joey, Emma and Mary.)
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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Grant, me, Emma.
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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Jen Dolloff, Emma, Lorelei and me.
random february pics
February, 2003
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Nerve hosted the premiere for the movie "All the Real Girls." Here's Travis and Emma at the afterparty.
random february pics
February, 2003
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Not about to be upstaged by a non-employee, Alisa and Emma whipped out their boobies and repped for Nerve.
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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And here's Em & Lo hysterically laughing after Grant opened his gift and started getting all "extra sensitive" on them
grant's 26th birthday
November 04, 2002
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Rufus dishes out some double-dong lovin'. This one's so great I supersized it.
the rules of attraction movie premiere
October 10, 2002
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While the rest of the partygoers sipped free vodka and non-chalantly pretended they weren't trying to accidentally strike up a conversation with James Vanderbeek (who's actually really good in the movie) Emma Taylor and I got down to bidness.
the rules of attraction movie premiere
October 10, 2002
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Rufus, Emma and AVDB.
the rules of attraction movie premiere
October 10, 2002
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We run on instinct. (Our faces = fun-nee.)
the rules of attraction movie premiere
October 10, 2002
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I think this photo should be called "Luckiest Girl in the Whole Wide World."
a second prom
September 14, 2002
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Grant cuts rug with Emma.
a second prom
September 14, 2002
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Thanks for letting me cut in on your date, guys!
a second prom
September 14, 2002
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Some stranger (who bears a creepy resemblance to face painted on the side of the old "Tunnel of Love" amusement building in Asbury Park, NJ...look below, see?), Emma, Grant & JimJazz.
a second prom
September 14, 2002
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Here's the real couple posing...
a second prom
September 14, 2002
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We ended up getting stuck on the ridiculously hot subway platform for over an hour! Then, making matters worse, the subway kept stopping! It took us almost two hours just to get from Manhattan to Brooklyn.
a second prom
September 14, 2002