a person in 158 photos nina Our favorite sexpert! After the reading, we adjourned around the corner to Milady's (RIP!) for drinks! Chris, Frank & Nina! ...we hung out with Nina who was in town from Wagon Mound, NM for NYC fashion week. Siege, Nina and Mer. Congrats, Nina! ...and sunglasses. Haha. Me and Nina! On Friday night a whole bunch of us went over to Siege and KT's to surprise KT with a welcome back party! Haha. Siege and Nina. Meredith getting real butch on Nina. Haha. I love this photo so much. On Friday night Mer and I went out to party at Siege and KT's! Here's Josh, Nina and Siege (who is the tannest I've ever seen him in this photo). The next morning, Nina and I got up super-early and took the A train out to Far Rockaway. ...and headed downtown to meet up with Nina and check out a new party the MisShapes were doing at Santos Party Haus. ...we found this little elf who ushered us up into a little private area where Leigh poured us sneaky drinks OUT OF HER PURSE. Hahaha. Cynthia, Rene and Nina. Nina and Jason. Nina and Meredith! Nina in disguise. Le Birthday Girl! ...Nina (not sure what she was dressed up as) and her friend who was dressed up as Leeloo from The Fifth Element . Brad was there taking photos and we hammed it up for him. 'Reserved' Sign + Crotch + Two Pretty Ladies Pointing at Crotch + David Brent Face = Comedy GOLD. Nina , Siege , Amanda and KT! After the Annex, I headed over to Angels & Kings for last call to say hi to Nina and Gurj . (By the way, Nina just launched a website for her new jewelry collection, and I have to say, I'm really, really impressed! Make sure to check it out !) Later that night, Mer and I went out to Katie and Siege's apartment. Here's Nina and Katie with their matching blond-bangs! Katie and Nina. Katie, Nina, Peter and Meredith. Sarah, Nina, Wendy, the Birthday Boy and me. Sarah and Black-Haired-Nina! Nina, however, doubled up using a mask and a wig and it worked because she came up to me and I had NO IDEA who it was. Then later that night Meredith and I went out and met Nina and Peter for drinks. Nina doing the 5:30am car-lean. Hahaha. ...an afterhours party at 205. Jamie and Nina, crunked. After MisShapes let out, we hailed a cab and headed crosstown for... Saturday night I went to MisShapes and I ran into Jamie who was there celebrating her birthday! Here's Nina with the birthday girl! Meredith and Nina getting their tongue on. Nina (getting bunny-eared). Nina, Siege (trying to hide!) and Meredith. Floatin'. This is what screaming underwater looks like. I had brought my waterproof camera case so I decided to go for a swim and take some pics! Nina came with me (and if you look closely at the right-hand side of the pic, you can see her pointing her toes and doing one of her famous "I was a former synchronized swimmer" moves). Hahah. Perfect beach weather. Great success! We arrived at the beach a little after 2pm and managed to find Nina and KT! Meredith, Nina and KT. "....3!" WHAM! Nina didn't hold back AT ALL! (BTW, check out Nina's face, you can totally tell how much effort she put into her swing! Hahaha). Here's Nina taking a few practice swings to line up her shot. "Ready? 1...2...." Hahaha. The girls left me alone in the steam room and headed over to the sauna and when I caught up with them a few minutes later... After the cold-ass pool, we headed into the hotel's nearby steam room to warm up. Hahaha. ...I found these kind of shenanigans going on. So busted! (With a hand on a titty, no less!). Nina does the doggy-paddle! Nina does the doggy-paddle! Nina. Floatin' an' shit. Nina! Oh, that's it! She's trying to slyly grope her titty! Busted! Hahaha. Here's a group shot of a whole bunch of us waiting for a car service to show up to take us to the "next location!" By the way, what's that Nina's doing to KT over there in the corner? Nina showing off her brand new Deutscher Paß (German Passport) that she got after managing to get herself dual-citizenship! Carol's brother ended up getting the baby and was crowned THE KING! Nina and Siege! Nina showing off her recently sculpted "hair fangs." Nina and The Fatty Nina, Ellen and Marissa. Hahahah. Check out the fucking size of those things! They were like 14" by 4 1/2 feet! ...and Nina... Then Sean busted out his camera and took one of Leigh, me and Nina jumping. Leigh was determined to look as serene as possible and not pull any funny faces. She succeeded almost too well. Nina's beach hair! Hahah. Schubway Schnacks! Waiting for the subway. Ten minutes later, Nina showed up! Nina lives in Brooklyn so she'd headed out separately. ...there was even a grocery run to the (totally scary) local supermarket for snacks... Then we pretty much did all the normal beach stuff. You know, swimming, reading, napping, Scrabble playing... The View. (heh!) And bananas! Hahaha. A few hours later, we gathered up our stuff and decided it was time to do all the normal post-beach stuff. You know, like get ice pops... Later on, I got everybody to get up and do a jump take for my camera. They got it perfect on the first try. Every time I'm having a crappy day, I can look at this pick and it will instantly make me laugh my ass off. Everybody is pulling great faces too (click here for hi-rez version ). But the very best thing about this photo is... Hahah. ...to say hi to her and Nina who were just lounging around making rat faces. Nina and Peter. Hahah. Nina can't keep her eyes off her own handiwork. Ta-dah! ...and was only too happy to help Meredith achieve the same look. Nina had the "bottom halves" action rocking like nobody's business... Woo, boob-licking antics! Meanwhile, at the other end of the living room, Nina and Meredith were getting wild with the Pixie Stix. KT and Nina. Then later that night I met up with Rob, Emma, Nina, Lorelei and a ton of other people to head over to the Sunburnt Cow to celebrate... Nina and me sorta look like we're related. Thursday night Meredith and I headed out. Here's Mer getting her double-grab on with Nina and Ming. Grant and Nina. Mike, Grant and Nina Nina and Meredith. Thursday afternoon brought around the manditory quarterly lunch at Chipolte with Nina. Bam! Nina and Meredith react to having their loins rocked . Meredith and Nina. Me getting tricked into kissing Nina on the tongue. Charlene, Cat "Pillpurse" and Nina. Carol, Rachel, Lorelei, Emma and Nina. Lorelei and Nina. ...Sid and Buddy karaoke to meet up with Chris the Greek and Grant. Somewhere on Thursday night I ran into the Julia and Nina. Julia had to get up for work and couldn't stay out late but I managed to drag Nina over to... Nina and Grant.