a thing in 32 photos teeth Sleepy teef! ...for us to inspect your tiny puppy pin-teeth! Walking along the water's edge near our boat, Percy paused on the path and pointed to a gnarly, tooth-filled snout poking up out of the water. Jagger has his adult teeth AND his baby teeth! DOUBLE FANG! After a nice relaxing swim, Edie got gang-brushed! Hold her down!
Smile, with your pin-teeth! Someone's getting their big-boy teeth! Teefs! Count your teeth! Check out that grill, dawg! Hahaha. Soooo good. GRRR! SO FIERCE! She's grown so used to us constantly poking her and prodding her that she doesn't even wake up anymore. FIERCELY SLEEPING! I literally cannot look at this photo without laughing. Maddy's expression is RIDICULOUS! I'M GROWLING NOT SMILING, K? Saturday night we stayed in and spend most of the night drying off Maddy's teeth and pulling up her lips so her teeth are bared. If you look carefully, you can see she's both of her top cuspids! They fell out and you can see her big girl teeth coming through her gums. Wiggle wiggle! Her breath smelled awful. Leigh best described it as smelling like "when you skin your knee skateboarding and smell the wet bandage." Hahaha. Ewwwww. Later that night, Leigh and I took turns playing DOGGIE DENTIST and wiggling all of Maddy's loose baby teeth! Look at her bright orange top teeth! So cheesy. Edie has junkyard teeth! Edie has junkyard teeth! My co-worker Ralph is handsome and looks like he could be the cousin of Bret from Flight of the Conchords. He even has a beard that is good. Most people don't know this, but the reason Geordon is always making sullen, pouty faces in photos is because his teeth look like Indian corn! This is what screaming underwater looks like. Grant upped the ante and busted out his famous "check out my skull" move... ...and when Ellen countered with the same face, it was clear that was turning into an "any ugly face you can make I can make better" SHOWDOWN! Amanda's! Which inspired Grant to... ...re-do his. And fake "dirty hippie teeth." ....SHAZAM! San Francisco Brian is here! "Seriously, you should wear that on the plane out there. People will totally think you're a native that was just visiting NYC. You look great. You're totally going to fit in out there!" Meredith's teef. When I was younger, I thought that by the time I reached 28 I'd be grown-up enough to not think that taking Tic-tacs and using them to pretend you have buck teeth is something that's still funny. Go figure. I'm not sure what was going on in this picture. The only thing I know is that Emma's drunk. 
