i keep a diary

July 27, 2002

nh vacation part three: there is no such thing as nh nightlife

Both Saturday and Sunday nights started off with booze and Cranium (which is pretty much the best game ever).

emma, lorelei, me
The first night Joey and I made the mistake of playing teams boys vs. girls. We got our asses handed to us and were hardly halfway around the board when the ladies won. (Look how intense my expression is. When I play Cranium, I play to win.)
cranium ˆ emma ˆ lorelei ˆ me
tookie
Tookie gives us a little Al Green (doing a "Star Performer" question).
cranium ˆ sing ˆ tookie
tookie
Here she is again acting out another "Star Performer." This one was for "I Shot the Sheriff." See? That's her shooting the sheriff (But, yo, straight up...she did not shoot no deputy.)
cranium ˆ shoot ˆ tookie
me
After a little bit of drinking and various other card games, we decided it would be fun to play "Truth or Dare." I chose "Dare" (hoping that someone would dare me to hook up with one of the girls), but instead I got "dared" to let the girls put make up on me. It was like 8th grade all over again.
cranium ˆ cross dress ˆ make up ˆ me
joey, me
Hardee-har-har. So now I'm wearing girly make-up and I figure that if I choose "dare" again, they'll reward me for being a good sport and this time I'll get to make out. Too bad I was half right. They wanted me to make out, but they wanted me to make out with Joey. When I informed them that I wouldn't kiss him with tongue, the girls conferred in the corner and then came back to announce that in lieu of us kissing, they'd decided that they'd prefer to watch us have what they called "A Sword-fight."

For a brief moment, it sounded like a win-win alternative until I realized that there were no actual swords in the vicinity.
couch ˆ cranium ˆ cross dress ˆ laugh ˆ make up ˆ joey ˆ me
me
As hot as I looked (yeah, that's right - "I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard."), Joey wasn't really into the sword-fighting thing either. So instead we had to bump naked asses.
cross dress ˆ make up ˆ nipple ˆ pinch ˆ me
emma
I'm not sure what was going on in this picture. The only thing I know is that Emma's drunk.
drunk ˆ teeth ˆ emma
tookie
Here's Tookie later on in the night flossing with one of Emma's, um, hairs.
floss ˆ tookie
lorelei
Exhausted from a long night of failed homoerotic scheming, Lo fell asleep on the couch.
asleep ˆ lorelei