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Going for it!
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Gigi and Tomina.
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Psssst! You flirting with me?
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I got sunburn on my chest and it hurt to rest my book on my chest so I fashioned my napkin into a tiny protective shirt and Meredith kept (rightfully) laughing at me.
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Awesomeness.
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I was flipping through a magazine that Leigh had (V Magazine maybe?) and Greg's ex boyfriend Martin was in one of the shoots looking like a sexy lady!
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So good / upsetting. (Keep in mind, this is like a full two years BEFORE that girl turned herself into Jared Leto. Hahaha.)
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Mandy as George Michael makes me feel funny.
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Yep, there we go. Perfect. Hahaha. I love John's expression in this photo so much.
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Speaking of ONE LEG....ha! The best part about Hanger Bar (which has since closed down after not renewing the lease, noooo!) was that our friends owned it so after it closed at 4am, we'd usually hang around and keep on partying. After closing time, it it came out that John has really small feet, which of course led to him putting on Alana's shoes and showing off his MOVES! (Doing the sprinkler here, obvs).
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And it totally showed off my guns!
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...pink is totally my color! (If you look closely you can totally see my nips playing peek-a-boo!)
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If any casting directors read this, keep the Grizz in mind for America's Next Top Cross-Dressing Model! He's got sass and he's not afraid to show it!
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There was even a saucy spin-move at the imagined-end of "the catwalk!"
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...and showing us all his runway strut!
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Later that night after we'd finished Cranium, Niki the Roommate came home and Grant reminisced with her about how awesome it was to get to meet Molly Sue from ANTM. Which then led to a conversation about how different girls on the show did in recent episode where they had to walk down a runway in heels...which then led to Grant talking about how good he would've been at walking down the runway in heels...which then led to him suiting up in a pair of Niki's high-heeled boots...
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...Grant, who was (predictibly) dressed up as a woman! The best part about Grant dressing in drag is that everyone thinks he's dressed up as...
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Um, yeah. Then apparently I dressed up in a pair of Leigh's (??) jeans and a vest that Mayim Bialik must have left at the apartment that time she stopped by to hang out after she'd finished a taping of Blossom.
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PS: Check out my sweet lil' dumper. No wonder the gays love me.
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...left out. Hahahahah. (OMG, no matter how many times I look at this photo it makes me laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME).
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Nothing cheers up a convalescing friend like a summery blouse! I was only happy to oblige!
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"I'd fuck me."
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Then I let Sarah put make up on me.
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We were both shocked to realize that with make up on I sorta look like an older blonde version of Greg Krelenstein.
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Thai tranny Marilyns!
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...wanted to get in on some of the runway struttin' action.
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Fierce!
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Ready?
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So sometimes I like to dress up like to dress up like a sexy lady when I'm high. What? What's the big deal?
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Here's what Grant thinks of me. Hahah.
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...this. So you were right, Siege. I guess I am a size one. (PS - Hey Leigh, is there a PONY on my dress?). Afterwards, we ended up betting that I wouldn't run down Broadway buck naked for two blocks. We got down to street level and as we walked outside there were two police cruisers on the corner just hanging out. Saved by the NYPD.
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Grant had been wearing jeans and when it started getting hot out, Emily, who'd stripped down to her bathing suit, offered up her skirt to Grant.
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Who them graciously gave me the sweetest "peek-a-boo package" shot of his orange man-panties (or "manties," if you will).
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"I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard."
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After the performance, we were treated to the video version of Grant dressing up as a woman for his "I Did it For Science" column.
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Cross-Dressing Time! (Grant & Jen Crowe).
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Grant poses with what can only be described as the Prom Queen. (Ba-dum-dum Cha! Thank You! Thank you! I'll be here all weekend! Don't forget to tip your waitresses...)
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After a little bit of drinking and various other card games, we decided it would be fun to play "Truth or Dare." I chose "Dare" (hoping that someone would dare me to hook up with one of the girls), but instead I got "dared" to let the girls put make up on me. It was like 8th grade all over again.
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Hardee-har-har. So now I'm wearing girly make-up and I figure that if I choose "dare" again, they'll reward me for being a good sport and this time I'll get to make out. Too bad I was half right. They wanted me to make out, but they wanted me to make out with Joey. When I informed them that I wouldn't kiss him with tongue, the girls conferred in the corner and then came back to announce that in lieu of us kissing, they'd decided that they'd prefer to watch us have what they called "A Sword-fight."

For a brief moment, it sounded like a win-win alternative until I realized that there were no actual swords in the vicinity.
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As hot as I looked (yeah, that's right - "I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard."), Joey wasn't really into the sword-fighting thing either. So instead we had to bump naked asses.