gay — i keep a diary

...to up our beach-pose ante. (Hat-hold and tricep-flexdown FOR THE WIN!)

the july roundup

July, 2014

BUTCH, PLEASE

the june roundup

June, 2013

Bros touching tips.

seventies porno new year's eve

December 29, 2011

This Heimlich chart sorta skirts the rated-R line, no?

the october roundup

October, 2011

sign ↗+
wtf ↗+

Yes about everything in this photo.

andrews 5th scavenger hunt

April 09, 2011

...we got to check out all the other wacky finds the other team had found!

andrews 5th scavenger hunt

April 09, 2011

magazine ↗+

MANDATORY: At least one team member must create a profile on Grindr and post their bio message as "Happy Birthday, Andrew!" I took this one for the team. Haha.

andrews 5th scavenger hunt

April 09, 2011

phone ↗+

One for the fellas.

quinndepenence weekend: part two

July 04, 2010

Too much?

the june roundup: part two

June, 2010

...er, wrist, is gayer than eight dudes blowing nine dudes. Amazing.

the november roundup

November, 2009

tv ↗+
vampire ↗+

...because he and Matt were dressed exactly like with matching haircuts and everything. (They're giving Vin & Marco back in their hey-day a run for their money)

the october roundup

October, 2009

...and bestowed him with incredible gifts like PERFECT 10 MEN VOL 4 and penis lollipops.

andrew's scavenger hunt and ryan's surprise birthday

April 04, 2009

Haha. I think this is the photo we took in order to get 5 points for "SOMETHING GAY."

andrew's scavenger hunt and ryan's surprise birthday

April 04, 2009

Pauly put Lisa's tiny leather vest on and suddenly he went from having a manly carpenter's beard to having a Gay Cowboy in the Village People beard.

the september roundup

September, 2008

This one's for the ladies.

the june roundup: part two

June, 2008

Matt showed off his jock strap (and his pecs). (Psssst, ladies! He's single!)

paintball with yodle

May 30, 2008

matt ↗+

Hahaha. Definitely less-awkward than drinking from his navel. WIN!

andrew's scavenger hunt birthday

April 05, 2008

...so that he could better hold the shot glass between his bulging pecs for me.

andrew's scavenger hunt birthday

April 05, 2008

On our way out of the park, I ran into Ryan and Ralph, two former co-workers of mine! We explained that we were on a scavenger hunt and showed them the awesome list of stuff we had to do for it. They agreed it was awesome, but also had some suggestions about things they thought should be in consideration as "things to take a photo of" for future scavenger hunts. Like: "Photo of shirtless man forcing himself onto someone from behind."

andrew's scavenger hunt birthday

April 05, 2008

ralph ↗+

*THIS* is what I was talking about. Awwwww yeah, Birthday Boy, it's yaaaaw birththday. GET SOME!

the march roundup: part two

March, 2008

Best bathroom graffiti ever.

the march roundup: part one

March, 2008

Yeah, I'd say you could call her that.

john's karaoke birthday

February 08, 2008

Brother Lawrence: Gay 80s Icon.

the august roundup

August, 2006

brother lawrence ↗+

...and we teamed up for this incredibly hot photo. (I don't know if you know this, but I'm going to let you in on a huge secret: WE ARE HUGE FUCKING DORKS.)

far rockaway beach and lifetime

July 08, 2006

I took KT's tiny, velour hoodie and put on a fashion show for Siege. Sassy!

far rockaway beach and lifetime

July 08, 2006

...while wearing only towels and/or underwear and then feel each other muscles without it being gay? What? What?

emma and rob's wedding

June 03, 2006

grant ↗+
me ↗+

Eric G. getting cosy with the Grizz. (Look at Grant! Feeling awkward much?)

the november roundup

November, 2005

Just for the record, it feels more like a 7" nail to me.

the november roundup

November, 2005

Um, yeah. Then apparently I dressed up in a pair of Leigh's (??) jeans and a vest that Mayim Bialik must have left at the apartment that time she stopped by to hang out after she'd finished a taping of Blossom.

teaching english in korea: part one

July 28, 2005

PS: Check out my sweet lil' dumper. No wonder the gays love me.

teaching english in korea: part one

July 28, 2005

This painting pretty much takes the cake, though.

my friends roll with fly video hos

July 25, 2005

painting ↗+

...homoerotic manner.

the july roundup: part one

July, 2005

...in a very...

the july roundup: part one

July, 2005

...Jordan Silver feed Brandon Reilly cereal...

the july roundup: part one

July, 2005

...left out. Hahahahah. (OMG, no matter how many times I look at this photo it makes me laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME).

the july roundup: part one

July, 2005

"I'd fuck me."

the june roundup

June, 2005

Then downstairs in the basement I ran into little miss Leigh Lezark (shocked out of her innocent lil' mind by Tracy's scandalous gaymakeout in the background). Haha.

the may roundup

May, 2005

...a little romantic.

baltic vacation part eight: exploring budapest

February 09, 2005

...Jake's wrestled Grant down to the floor and is trying to French him. (Holy Moly, I can't even remember the last time I used "French" as a verb).

back in nyc again: part two

November 24, 2004

And then Grant tried on the hat (and gave me a shy smile). And then he got really angry at me when I showed this picture to my Grandfather. Hahaha. Grant had spent most of dinner asking my Grandfather macho questions about what he'd done in WWII, and so this feminine side of Grant seemed to confuse him. Until I cleared things up by leaning in and explaining "Yeah, we're friends but he's a little light in the loafers if you know what I mean." My Grandfather solemnly nodded. Later Grant kept punching me and saying "I can't believe you said that about me. To a veteran!"

thanksgiving

November 25, 2004

grant ↗+
hat ↗+

This is how I dance.

emily visits san francisco

October 15, 2004

..."Guys Gone WILD." (I'm not going to even get into the signs on the street outside of Gold's Gym "We work up a sweat keeping our MEMBERS HARD!") Aren't puns like that illegal in public? Holy moly!

the september roundup: life in san francisco

September, 2004

...this! Timmy managed to get off just one snap before I got my camera off of him.

the july roundup: part two

July, 2004

Somwhere along the line, Jonas said it was his birthday wish to take shirtless photos with me. Timmy took my camera, and Jonas got my shirt off faster than a fatgirl can unwrap a Twix. Here's me trying to hide my giant boner by acting uncomfortable.

the july roundup: part two

July, 2004

ChelseaBoy flexdown!

gay pride at fort tilden

June 27, 2004

June 27th is Gay Pride Day! David borrowed Miye's beach hat to show a little solidarity.

gay pride at fort tilden

June 27, 2004

Turns out I had to let him kiss me (but hey he didn't saying anything about me having to kiss him back! Yay, loopholes). So I stood totally frozen with my mouth (and eyes, apparently) wide-open while he frenched me. Hahaha. I look shell-shocked.

the misshapes prom party

June 13, 2004

And we watched two gayboys totally go at it in the corner! Hot dog! (Literally).

a lazy sunday in the park

May 16, 2004

makeout ↗+

...but we at least let Grant lick the tip.

the ss farley sails tonight

May 07, 2004

grant ↗+
hat ↗+

After hours of dirty dancing inside, we arrived to find Counter and Dennis getting ready to take things to what they referred to as "the next level." (Bonus points to Dennis for making the best "I'm Uncomfortable with Your Homosexual Joking" Face ever.)

the may roundup: part one

May, 2004

By the way, isn't that Nina's friend Jason?

sxsw part two: more bands and visiting tara

March 20, 2004

...GAY PORNO MAG! Noice!

sxsw part two: more bands and visiting tara

March 20, 2004

"...GAY!" The best thing about Greenpoint Tavern is...

moving day and siege's birthday

February 28, 2004

After dinner, I stopped over at Miye and David's to bring them to their first ever Sid & Buddy Monday night karaoke. If not for his hot-ass wife, I'd swear David was a flaming queen - While goading him to hurry up in the bathroom I whipped out my cam and managed to catch his metrosexual ass in the middle of CURLING HIS FUCKING EYELASHES! I went back out the living room to inform Miye that I'd just caught her husband using her eyelash curler thingy to which she replied "My eyelash curler's in my purse. That's David's very own eyelash curler." And there you have it.

back to back sid & buddy karaoke

November 19, 2003

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London being London, it started raining just a few minutes after we got off the tube. We looked around for umbrellas and these were the only ones we could find. "Haaaaaaaaaaaay!"

european vacation part 5: reunited with grant.

October 22, 2003

...THE TRUTH ABOUT FRANK is revealed!

karaoke with seth

September 02, 2003

This picture's called "Why You Shouldn't Fall Asleep When Grant Has Your Camera."

fort tilden and sarah's roof party

July 20, 2003

...Grant chases Vin around with his ass (I don't think I've laughed so hard in a while) and...

coney island then plaid

June 27, 2003

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There he is! At it again pressing his cock into yet another leg (somehow I don't think this guy minded as much).

the hole and p diddy

June 25, 2003

strangers ↗+

...this time he made sure to wear pants that can only be described as "ass-a-liscous!" Grant Stoddard kneels down so he can appreciate it in all its full glory.

emma's 30th birthday: part one

May 21, 2003

What, you don't believe me? See those two smoking hot, blonde hula girls? Yeah, that's right! They got so hot and bothered by my karaoke jam that right after i was done singing they took me in the bathroom and I totally got down with both of them! So who's gay now, huh? Huh?

sid & buddy karaoke

May 19, 2003

So we walk all the way from Chinatown over to South Street (which took like 45 minutes). We get there and it's mobbed and there's not much to do - so we decide that we'll get one of those famous Phily cheesesteaks...only to find the place and discover there's a 50-60 minute wait. (By the way, check out Grant with his little canvas tote-bag. I think he stole that from my 7th grade Social Studies teacher).

trip to philly

April 19, 2003

grant ↗+
bag ↗+

Grant also managed to get me back by conspiring with Eric to snap this pic of Eric planting one on me.

grant gets gay

March 27, 2003

Turning around like 20 seconds later to find Grant hooking up with him. Hahahaha. *shudder*

grant gets gay

March 27, 2003

BLAMO! We have full on tounge-in-mouth action (and I managed to get an even better shot of Timmy's overly-manicured, faux chin-line). And check out homeboy there smiling in the background. His enjoyment of the situation should've served as a forewarning...keep that guy in mind - he'll be back with a vengeance in a few...

Also, since Grant's been trying to play down this kiss like it wasn't a big deal (and brother, who can blame him?), I'd like to point something out: the flash on my camera takes approximately 20 seconds to recharge. Look at that first pic...think about my camera needing 20 whole seconds to recharge...then look at the second kiss. Got the willies yet?)

grant gets gay

March 27, 2003

Eric and I totally set Grant up on this one: I waited with the camera ready and Eric pretending that he had to tell Grant something and then when Grant leaned in: BLAMO! (or at least that's the story that I'm supposed to tell if you know what I'm saying).

grant gets gay

March 27, 2003

Timmy goes in for the kiss. And yo, check out that groomed neck-beard! Hotness!

grant gets gay

March 27, 2003

...and we finally managed to blend in at The Hole. "Haaaaaay!"

grant gets gay

March 27, 2003

G-Sto on the dancefloor getting some sweet "hot dog in the bun" action. All aboard the "ManTrain." Noice!

grant gets gay

March 27, 2003

One night when we were out like two years ago, Grant busted out his impressoin of "Molly Ringwald in every 80's movie" dance-move and cracked us all up. But ever since then, everytime he tries to dance, he inadvertently ends up doing the same Molly Ringwald dance - it just happens and he can't seem to stop. For once, the total and complete gayness that said dance move conjures, worked in his favor. You go, girlfriend!

grant gets gay

March 27, 2003

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Um, yeah. Go Lauren.

filter 14

February 26, 2003

On Saturday, while browsing for discounted Canadian porn, we found out about Grant's former life as a model for the "Mr. Jack: Hungy, Hard Sucking, Mouth! (complete with multi-variable vibration unit). Check that shit out, the resemblance is uncanny.

boys weekend in montreal

November 22, 2002

Who's my little birthday boy? Grant is! Yes he is! Yes he is!

grant's 26th birthday

November 04, 2002

Here's Comedy Central employee, see-through party-shirt-enthusiast and living cartoon, Steve R.

cake party: part three

August 27, 2002

me ↗+

Meanwhile, the rest of the gang continues our descent into behavior that will likely result in us never being able to look each other in the eyes again. Check me out full-on cupping J.Lasher's titty while simultaneously bringing Bibbins downtown on a Star Trek Voyage (bravely going where no man has gone before).

geeks gone wild

August 07, 2002

Touch it! Touch it!

the mermaid parade 2002

June 22, 2002

Ladies and gentlman, I present to you "The Second Gayest Photo of Us Ever Taken." (Yeah, it's pretty gay, but it's got nothing on this photo.)

y tu mama tambien movie premiere

March 13, 2002

grant ↗+
me ↗+

In order for an evening to qualify as an official "Boyz Night Out," two things must transpire: 1. Alcohol must be consumed. Check.

boyz nights out

January 22, 2002

josh ↗+

PS - Big ups to whichever one of my gaylord friends managed to kneel behind Josh and give him this awesome, reach-through faux-ballcupping!

boyz nights out

January 22, 2002

Bringing in 2002 with a bang, bay-bee!

new year's eve

December 31, 2001

jack w ↗+
me ↗+

...and when that didn't get an immediate response, I upped the ante with "beefcake" version (check out Grant's sassy, coy lil' smile! Tee-hee!) ...and SHA-POW! It worked. Grant and I got the green light: we were going to become male strippers.

we did it for science male strippers

November 07, 2001

When there's free booze to be found at a party, you'll also usally find a drunk Josh Tiexiera grabbing men's packages. This kid should just straight up come out of the closet already...

conors birthday party

October 27, 2001