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THIS IS THE LAST TIME.
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These two guys are responsible for popping SO MANY people's CHERRYOKE!
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Why waste any time NOT being shirtless? Matt got right down to business!
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It was a tender moment.
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Matt & Matt announcing the "official" hand-off of emcee-ship over to Larson.
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Buddy.
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Then Sid and Buddy got dressed up and joined the Karaoke Killed the Cat Crew on stage for what quickly turned into...
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Wednesday night I paid a long overdue visit to Sid and Buddy's karaoke night at Remote Lounge (RIP).
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On Sunday we headed back to Thompkins Square Park to enjoy the sunshine. (From L to R: Matt Lavin aka "Buddy" from Sid & Buddy fame, Vin, me and the Tins).
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Buddy, Grant and Candy.
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Emily lap-sitting on a mustachioed Buddy.
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...officially kick off the karaoke festivities!
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Any time you end up wearing a silver sparkly bandana, it's usually a safe bet to say you've had an interesting evening. And hey, the month's only half over. Click here for Part Two.
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Buddy does his DeNiro next to Candy's cheeky bum.
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Man, wouldn't you have thought I would've run out of things to say about pictures of my friends singing at Sid & Buddy's karaoke by now? Um, I think I have which is why I'm writing this instead of saying something funny. Here's Carol, Marjorie and Buddy.
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Marjorie looks on as Buddy feeds Carol a mime's cock.
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Jen cozies up to Buddy, er, I mean Slash for her trademark Sweet Child O' Mine.
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After making sure our breath was nice and spicy, we headed one block east to Remote Lounge for the "Welcome Back Grant Karaoke Spectacular!"
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Bon Jovi? George Micheal? Sir Mix-a-lot? Who can remember?
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Buddy and Amanda.
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Jamie with karaoke co-host extraordinairre, Buddy.
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On with the karaoke! I don't know this dude singing...
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After we finished making up stupid babynames, we headed into Soho to try to catch the Monday night edition of Sid and Buddy karaoke, only to arrive and find Sid and Buddy (aka - Matt & Matt) packing up all of their karaoke stuff and leaving Nolita Tavern in the middle of their set after having a fall out with the management there. We retreated to Dan and Corrie's nearby apartment to reflect on the tragic, sudden end of Sid and Buddy's year long reign at Nolita Tavern (on a side note, I'm writing this in July of 2004 and Nolita Tavern is completely gone. The bar wasn't doing well so Howard, the owner, ended up selling it to John Lombardi, and Lombardi's pizza expanded their restaurant into what used to be Nolita Tavern. So if you ever eat at the famous Lombardi's on Spring Street, and you hear the haunting strains of Laura Brannigan's "Gloria" echoing through the halls, now you'll know why...)
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...and then treating the crowd to a bra-clad duet with a red-faced Buddy.
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Buddy lends a wig.
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Here's Leila, Sid and Buddy (who's actually laying his head on her passed-out little lap.)
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Tee-hee-hee!
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This is Liz's crazy friend Jen singing with Buddy.
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Buddy & Sid enjoying the action.
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Hahahahah - then they teamed up to "rock out" with her butt.
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Sid & Buddy quickly caught on. Now at this point, it pretty much stopped being about her ass and just started being about how much we could get away with behind this unsuspecting girl's back. Here's Buddy barking like a dog.
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Now, most of you probably don't know this about me, but I have a pinhead. No, really. I do. And I guess it doesn't look tiny because when I tell people about it, they never believe me - or at least they don't until I take someone's normal-sized hat and put it on and SHAZAM! Pinhead! Check out Matt cackling at my tiny head swimming in Grant's hat.
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...HOLY SHIT! What's up, three foot flame? Jeeeeez! Ok, and that's about it for September.
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It was super early, but I decided to pop in and say hi to Sid and Buddy in the basement. Buddy told me that he wanted to me to see if my new camera was fast enough the capture his new, "flaming hand" pyrotechnic toy. (Because, hey, pyrotechnics takes karaoke to a whole new level). Here he is...ready...
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Then Grant and Buddy teamed up for one of the most explosive performances of Van Halen's "Panama" I've ever seen. Between the two of them, they managed to pull about half of and six "Faces of Rock." Here's Grant pulling the "Oh My God!"
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Hahahaha. And here's Buddy caught in the middle of pulling my favorite "Face of Rock," the "Can You Belive How Fast I'm Playing This Guitar?"
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Here's Buddy pulling the infamous "Lick the Air!"
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The big "Wanted Dead or Alive" Bon Jovi finale replete with ghetto pyrotechnics (sparklers scotch-taped to the ceiling)!
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DeNiro meets Elvis meets Mullet.
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Orange scarf? Hey, when you're doing karaoke three times a week after awhile you find you need "props" to "spice things up."
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After everyone was good and liquored up, it was time to administer the birthday spankings!
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Sid, Candy, Tara and Buddy.
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Buddy (in his giant, foam Speedy Gonzales hat) and Nadine.
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Check him out stealthily pressing her hand against his luggage. Smooooth.
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It's Strips vs Dots - winning team gets a new wardrobe! (Hahaha. Sorry, just kidding. Errrr, sort of. From L to R: Betsy, Buddy, Yelena and Natalka).
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More Sid & Buddy karaoke. Sid (dressed as Siouxsie?) singing and Buddy on the inflatable axe.
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Ooooooh! Betsy's showing 'er bum!
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After that, Amy headed home and I went over to Piano's to sing a quick diddy at Sid and Buddy's Karaoke. Here's Stephanie and Buddy tearing it up.
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Bwa-haha.
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And I saved the best for last...check out the ghetto pyrotechnics! That's right, they took sparklers and scotch-taped them to the ceiling for the big "Wanted Dead or Alive" Bon Jovi hair-metal finale!
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And for the big finale of the night, Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody!"
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What, you don't believe me? See those two smoking hot, blonde hula girls? Yeah, that's right! They got so hot and bothered by my karaoke jam that right after i was done singing they took me in the bathroom and I totally got down with both of them! So who's gay now, huh? Huh?
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Look! Sometimes there's even the occasional celebrity. That's Peter Reigert (he played "Boon" in Animal House, remember), up on stage to sing "Shout." (He was there because it was the wrap-party for a movie he'd just finished directing. Beverly D'Angelo [aka - Ellen Griswold *swoon*] was in the movie too and I was hoping that I'd get to dedicate a karaoke jam just for her, but she was a no-show. Bah.)
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Herman in action (most likely kicking his signature rendition of Britney Spears' "Hit Me, Baby [One More Time]") with Sid and Buddy on backup.
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But oh! This is and easy one! As Axl and Slash...