On Sunday afternoon, I went and got a crazy deep-tissue massage from my buddy David who met at karaoke well-over ten years ago. If you're in pain near union square, make sure to get in touch with David
Nah-nah-nips! (check out David's face on the right. Hahah). The best part about Jessie's see-through shirt? The other girls there saw all the attention she was getting and ran home to change into their very own...
Okay, after you're done drooling over Sarah's ridiculous onion, make sure you direct your eyes north for a look at the priceless expression David's pulling.