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Such good times. Thanks again, Matts. We'll carry Sid & Buddy in our hearts forever (on the condition that their costumes have been recently laundered).
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Slash and Axl. Haha.
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They even pulled out all sorts of old school costume performances!
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Oh, Axl!
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These two guys are responsible for popping SO MANY people's CHERRYOKE!
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Why waste any time NOT being shirtless? Matt got right down to business!
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Matt & Matt announcing the "official" hand-off of emcee-ship over to Larson.
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After Piano's we headed over to Remote for some karaoke.
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Hahaha.
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Then Sid and Buddy got dressed up and joined the Karaoke Killed the Cat Crew on stage for what quickly turned into...
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Matt L.
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And we ran into troublemaker Caitlin Crisco!
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...Sid and Buddy Karaoke!
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The Dith rocking the k-mic.
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Wednesday night I paid a long overdue visit to Sid and Buddy's karaoke night at Remote Lounge (RIP).
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I forget this girl's name - but she's awesome because no matter how many pics of her I take, she always ends up looking like a crazy homeless person in all of them.
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On Thursday night Grant, Meredith and I went over to the basement of Remote for karaoke. Here's Ellen on the mic tearing up some Zeppelin.
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When following an act like Grant, sometimes you gotta enlist the help of props. Fully intending to take on the master, relative karaoke newcomer Larson took the stage in full skipper regalia flanked by two pastel chicas and busted out Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart (which he actually has the gumption to call "his" song! Playa, please!)
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...PROP EXCESS! In accordance with Buddyhead's Rules of Rock (ie: "Number 18. Drummers can take off their shirts or they can wear gloves, but not both.") the Karaoke Rules of Rock must state that you can wear a Skipper's uniform or a HULKfist, never both.
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Grant hit the stage and tried out some new moves. Like pretending that his leg and ass were a guitar so he could play along for the two-guitar solo (holy shit). After warming up the crowd with his new moves...
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He closed in for the kill with an aerial classic (bonus points awarded for the finger pointing at the ground).
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Ellen Stagg in the hizzy.
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Bladders emptly, we headed over the basement of Remote to say hi to Sid & Buddy and friends.
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Big Daddy took the mic and kicked a little Lionel Ritchie "Celebration" (and Frank stayed on stage to back him up).
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...down to its KNEES!
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Bringing the house down...
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Grant onstange trying to get the hang of the very unique "FrankDance."
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Then it was time for the Man of Honor to take the stage.
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Followed by Grant doing a lil Gn'R.
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After the (outright boring) trip to the nudy bar, we decided to head to Remote Lounge and take over Sid and Buddy's karaoke night there. (I guess karaoke's becoming a bachelor party trend?)
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Seth "Palm-greaser" Miller, introduced Sid & Buddy to his good friend "Mr. Frankin" and instantly the karaoke stage was ours. Here's Seth kicking things off with some Stevie.
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The Remote Lounge stage, awaiting his arrival.
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The crowd going wild to Buddy playing "inflatible fiddle" to The Devil Went Down to Georgia.
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This picture is so awesome it merrited a close up. So here you go.
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...SID AND BUDDY KARAOKE! After a long hiatus from the karaoke circuit, Grant came back with a fierceness! Pulling his usual ariel stunts...
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Grant's jam got everyone crazy amounts of worked up. Going so far as to inspire Candy to try her first DLR (David Lee Roth) onstage air kick!
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...as well as introducing a few new tricks. Like using Candy as a guitar during his song's solo. Holy fucking shit.
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The karaoke love train apparently ends in Marjorie's mouth.
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Ok, enough with all the orgy stuff - how about we get to some singing?
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Needless to say this particular night of karaoke was a little more out of control than most other karaoke nights.
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I bet you were starting to wonder where the karaoke photos were, am I right?
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Say what you will but I still think you really can't go wrong by starting the month off with karaoke that looks like this by the end of the night.
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As closing time approached, Matt invited (the few) remaining people left in the bar to all come up on stage and sing the standard end of the evening finale: Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Right in the middle of her song, she ripped open her shirt to reveal Apocalypstik stickers covering her titties. Amazing.
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Buddy and Sid.
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Lawrence warming up the crowd.
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...but he rocked the karaoke mic so fucking hard he deserved to have a few pics snapped of him.
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Matt (aka - Buddy) and dances with a friend of Alexis and Alexis.
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Thursday night, a mere three nights after their sudden demise at Nolita Tavern, I walked around the corner from my apartment (literally) to witness the rebirth of Sid & Buddy karaoke, rising from the ashes of mishap like a beautiful golden, um, singing Phoenix.
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After we finished making up stupid babynames, we headed into Soho to try to catch the Monday night edition of Sid and Buddy karaoke, only to arrive and find Sid and Buddy (aka - Matt & Matt) packing up all of their karaoke stuff and leaving Nolita Tavern in the middle of their set after having a fall out with the management there. We retreated to Dan and Corrie's nearby apartment to reflect on the tragic, sudden end of Sid and Buddy's year long reign at Nolita Tavern (on a side note, I'm writing this in July of 2004 and Nolita Tavern is completely gone. The bar wasn't doing well so Howard, the owner, ended up selling it to John Lombardi, and Lombardi's pizza expanded their restaurant into what used to be Nolita Tavern. So if you ever eat at the famous Lombardi's on Spring Street, and you hear the haunting strains of Laura Brannigan's "Gloria" echoing through the halls, now you'll know why...)
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...and then treating the crowd to a bra-clad duet with a red-faced Buddy.
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The Eiffel Tower of Power!
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Sid & Buddy go swimming!
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Tee-hee-hee!
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With a little backup help from Matt, oops, I mean Sid.
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Buddy and Sid as the White Stripes. (Buddy's Meg gets me so hard.)
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Frank Picarazzi on the mic kicking the night off.
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Then Candy and Gina got in on the act.
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Buddy & Sid enjoying the action.
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Then his pants. Somewhere along the lines a sailor hat, a life saver and an egg beater (yep, see it stuck down the front of his pants there?) entered the mix.
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Here's Buddy playing a guitar solo on some girl's leg. Hahahaha.
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Sarah downstairs at only her 2nd time singing karaoke!
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Shortly after, his girlfriend returned and somehow Jen Choi ended up on stage dirty dancing with her. (It was also right around here that my camera's batteries fucking died on me. I managed to snap a few more pics, but I kept having to turn the cam off for a few seconds, let it rest, then turn it on and try to take another pic before it died again.)
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The real tragedy is that because of this I missed getting a really good action shot of Jen spanking the Bellybutton Lady with a leather S&M paddle. (I swear to God, I'm not kidding. This actually happened. If you look in the background, you can see Jen holding the paddle in her right hand - and see who the turquoise lady is all leaning against the wall - submitting herself?)
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Hahahahahahahahaha.
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...then over to Matt who proceeded to use it to get his Hulk-jerk on. After that, the line had pretty much been crossed and no one wanted to wear it anymore. Hulk-jerk? I mean, come on.
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Sid and Buddy....and my ass.Hahahaha. Grant wins for braining Matt (ps - what's with your lumpy nuts, dude? You should probably get that looked at.)
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Hahahahah - then they teamed up to "rock out" with her butt.
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Grant and Lo (what were you guys singing, either of you remember?)
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M-L-E on the M-I-C!
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...HOLY SHIT! What's up, three foot flame? Jeeeeez! Ok, and that's about it for September.
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It was super early, but I decided to pop in and say hi to Sid and Buddy in the basement. Buddy told me that he wanted to me to see if my new camera was fast enough the capture his new, "flaming hand" pyrotechnic toy. (Because, hey, pyrotechnics takes karaoke to a whole new level). Here he is...ready...
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Then Grant and Buddy teamed up for one of the most explosive performances of Van Halen's "Panama" I've ever seen. Between the two of them, they managed to pull about half of and six "Faces of Rock." Here's Grant pulling the "Oh My God!"
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Hahahaha. And here's Buddy caught in the middle of pulling my favorite "Face of Rock," the "Can You Belive How Fast I'm Playing This Guitar?"
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Here's Buddy pulling the infamous "Lick the Air!"
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No, no! You can't hurry love. No! You'll just have to wait. Seriously.
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Monday night karaoke was extra-special because there were all these Mafiosa guys there that wandered in after eating at Lombardi's nextdoor. They all sang Frank Sinatra songs.
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Emily singing "Love is a Battlefield" (I think).
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The big "Wanted Dead or Alive" Bon Jovi finale replete with ghetto pyrotechnics (sparklers scotch-taped to the ceiling)!
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DeNiro meets Elvis meets Mullet.
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Big Daddy tearing it up with Huey Lewis' seminal "I Want a New Drug." Homeboy kicked it so hard he needed not one, but two blonde, hula-clad male dancers. Check out that face; the urgency - can't you see how much Big Daddy wants that new drug?
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Here's my leeeetle brother Brett singing, ummmmm, a song that apparently required a gold-sequinned top hat.
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After everyone was good and liquored up, it was time to administer the birthday spankings!
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Candy and I reminded everyone that Roxanne did indeed not need to be putting on that red light. Seriously, those days are over, Rox. For seriously.
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Holy best photo EVER! Sarah and Tara munching cutting rug.
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Noody David getting a lil' backup help from Candy and Tara.
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Male pole dancing! Wooooooo!
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Best night of karaoke EVAR!
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As the booze continued to flow, Sarah took it upon herself to start shucking clothes off of the shy ones.
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Mad props to David, the only other guy there who didn't cheat and stripped all the way down to his skivvies.
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Sid & Buddy stripped down to their Underroos!
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Buddy and Sid (still clothed at this point) manning the karaoke station.
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Sid & Buddy doing karaoke backup with some girl who Buddy later informed me is some webcam pornstar from Canada or something
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Check him out stealthily pressing her hand against his luggage. Smooooth.
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More Sid & Buddy karaoke. Sid (dressed as Siouxsie?) singing and Buddy on the inflatable axe.
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Ooooooh! Betsy's showing 'er bum!