May 20, 2004

Jamie Kirkpatrick's Bachelor Party

Oh man, prepare yourself for some of the best karaoke photos to ever appear on this site. So here's the deal, Jamie Kirkpatrick's best friend Brian was in charge of planning Jamie's bachelor party.

Brian and a few other of Jamie's friends picked Jamie up in a stretch limo, blindfolded him and drove around Manhattan for 35 minutes to give Jamie the impression that he was being taken to some strip club way out in Queens. They drove in circles while the driver said stuff like "Hey, should I take the 59th Street bridge?" to throw Jamie off.

After they were certain that Jamie had been fooled into thinking he was outside of some strip club in Queens, they pulled up to Remote Lounge...

sid and buddy — The Remote Lounge stage, awaiting his arrival.

candy, jamie k — ...Buddy said "Allright gentlemen, now please put your hands together for Vixen who will be the first of many girls to help Jamie forget that he's getting married in a few short days!" At this point, Candy came up on stage and started undressing a totally duped Jamie.

...same practically all of his friends sitting in Remote Lounge and smirking because they'd all just watched his friend Candy paddle him in his undies. Hahahaha.

candy, jamie k, matt lesser — It took him the better part of a minute to figure out how he'd been duped. Here's Matt (er, I mean Sid) shaking his hand and handing over the karaoke mic so that Jamie could...

jamie k, matt l — ...officially kick off the karaoke festivities!

candy — Check out best man Brian totally busted scoping Canday. Hee-hee! Candy kept giving Jamie a funny look while he was singing.

jamie k, me — Making him sing with his pants down after being tricked into thinking he was about to get a lapdance? Thumbs down!

jen c, laurie c — Some random couple that didn't realize it was a private party were sitting at the bar and the guy was giving her a totally creepy "sensual" backrub. The both had their eyes closed and were writhing in ecstacy. The Sisters Choi look on in horror.

ellen s, marjorie, terry — Terry, Ellen and Marjorie.

Chitty chitty Bang Choi showing crizzack.

jen c — Little Sister Jen upped the ante bearing her Kermit panties.

matt lesser — Ben pulling some crazy-ass "Michael Jackson in the BAD video" shit on stage.

candy, emily, matt l — Emily lap-sitting on a mustachioed Buddy.

jen c, me — Then copping a quick feel on the Choi titty tip.

hulk fist — I don't know who the guy singing was, I was more interested in taking pictures of Buddy trying to manage playing the inflatible guitar while wearing BOTH Hulk Fists.

emily, matt lesser — Emily rocking the stage.

Then Ed went up and sang some ballad from the 70s that no one else knew. Ed can't truly emote his love unless he has a muse in the audience to perform to. On this particular night, Julie was singled out as the lucky lady.

Julie played along for the first few minutes, but as the song dragged on Ed's crooning and caressing went from cute to creepy in a hurry. (Hey, remember when Chiara's friend Leila almost hooked up with Ed after a serenading?)

candy, emily — Ed's romantic crooning put everyone in the mood.

ed, grant — On his way out, Ed was trying to be all smooth and kick it to Julie. Little did Ed know, while he was whispering sweet romantic nothings, Grant was behind him frantically motioning for me to get the camera out - because he'd gotten his balls out.

carol, marjorie — This guy was awful, so Carol and Marjorie rushed the stage to try and help make his performance more entertaining.

grant, me — Hahaha. Yep, that's definitely a Bon Jovi face.

candy, grant, matt l — Buddy, Grant and Candy.

Lizzy licking Ben's titty while I flash in the background.

candy, grant, larson — Ok, towards the end of the night, I switched back over to shooting with my fancy cam.

grant, larson — It has a crazy fast shutter and I can usually manage to capture two to four pictures per second with it. Here's Grant on the way up and...

me, monica v — Towards the end of the evening, Monica who'd just gotten into town from Miami showed up! (You may remember her as dreamgirl who took me to a wild dancparty a few New Year's Eves ago).