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What's better than a 3am chocolate bar?
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I got this Jim candybar in Finland and I am dying to make friends with a Jim now.
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Blair / Harry made the rounds with a candy bowl.
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Joel, Carly and Candy! Congrats, you guys! (PS - Joel and Benjamin Apple look like twins!)
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After dropping off our bags, we headed over to Tompkins Park to congratulate Candy and Joel for their recent engagement!
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We ran into Candy at karaoke! We didn't end up staying all that much longer because the place didn't really have a sound system, er, or a place to really even sing karaoke.
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YES!
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Pauly came bearing Canadian treats!
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...and she picked My Girl! Awwwwwww. Hahaha. Happy May!
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On the way back to the subway I went into a bodega and bought a giant bag of CREAMY CORN CANDY so I'd have a nice weird memento of our lovely trip.
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When I was leaving for work in the morning, I couldn't help but notice the kitchen was filled with all sorts of candy bags!
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And turtles! Mmmmm.
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Peanut butter chocolate rates!
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Later than night back in NYC, Pauly and Lisa came over with all sorts of EXOTIC CANDY BARS they'd purchased for us as treats on their recent trip home to Canada.
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Yeah, that's right. Clean that mess up, bitch.
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The Three Cs: Caitlin, Corrie and Candy!
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Candy's shows are always awesome because she always wears teeny tiny booty shorts and you can always see her "ass from the front." Awwww, yeah.
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On Thursday night I went to go see my friend Candy's new band that included Fatty on the bass!
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Then it was time for Candy's band. They rocked it.
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Candy and Grant.
back in nyc
October 21, 2004
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We quickly retreated to a nearby candy store to buy delicious treats in hopes that they'd cleanse our palettes.
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A figure which made my head spin so fast that only the soothing magic of the FREE CANDY DRAWER could re-center me.
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Matt Lesser (aka - Sid from Sid & Buddy's Karaoke) was nice enough to come play emcee for the party. Matt Lavin (aka - Buddy) was out of town so the lovely Candy filled in.
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Candy stopped by early with Matt to drop off the karaoke gear for the party - and she and Leigh took a minute to laugh at my "getting ready for the party" outfit. Suh-weet.
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Thursday night I went to karaoke and found Carol in rare, ultra-fiesty form.
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Keeee-RACK! Check out Candy's awesome expression as she puts a little "oomph" into it.
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Aerial stunts get girls crazy-hot.
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Ok, towards the end of the night, I switched back over to shooting with my fancy cam.
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Buddy, Grant and Candy.
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After giving him a bit of a dirty, grindy lapdance...
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She stood him up for a public paddling.
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Danceparty.
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(Check out Jamie's "what are you going to do to me?" expression.)
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Ed's romantic crooning put everyone in the mood.
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Haha. The view from above.
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Purple Rain never felt so good.
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...Buddy said "Allright gentlemen, now please put your hands together for Vixen who will be the first of many girls to help Jamie forget that he's getting married in a few short days!" At this point, Candy came up on stage and started undressing a totally duped Jamie.
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Emily lap-sitting on a mustachioed Buddy.
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Me licking Candy's eye.
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And then she licked his "titties necklance."
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Karate Candy.
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Check out best man Brian totally busted scoping Canday. Hee-hee! Candy kept giving Jamie a funny look while he was singing.
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Then halfway through his song, she rushed the stage and made it clear that she preferred him pantless.
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It took him the better part of a minute to figure out how he'd been duped. Here's Matt (er, I mean Sid) shaking his hand and handing over the karaoke mic so that Jamie could...
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"Drop 'em, whiteboy!" After Jamie had received a few "undie only" wacks with the paddle, Candy faced him to the crowd and brought him center stage and Buddy on the mic (still doing his "stripclub emcee" voice) asked him, "Allright Jamie, are you ready to see what else we have in store for you? TAKE OFF THE BLINDFOLD!" Jamie took off the blindfold expecting to see a bunch of naked girls in some club in Queens and instead...
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Candy (who is indeed, the devil) went up right afterwards and tried to smooth things over with a well-executed karaoke jam.
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Hahaha. Best photo ever. She just won't rest until she gets her hands on...
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After her impressive ariel debut, Candy went back up onstage once again accompanied by the ever-lusting Kanue.
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Who's certainly not shy about her crush on Candy.
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Here we go again. It's time to nuzzle Mama's Juggz.
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This picture is so awesome it merrited a close up. So here you go.
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Ellen and Candy.
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Candy and Carol.
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Grant's jam got everyone crazy amounts of worked up. Going so far as to inspire Candy to try her first DLR (David Lee Roth) onstage air kick!
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...as well as introducing a few new tricks. Like using Candy as a guitar during his song's solo. Holy fucking shit.
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And hey, no one wants a broken arm, right?
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"Sure, I'm being all cute while you're on stage. Holding your hand, singing along..."
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...Candy! Every time Candy sings, Kanue ends up on stage with her trying to publicly roll up deep in her steez.
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"...but if you don't come home with me I swear to god I'll break your fucking arm. You hear me, Candy?"
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Buddy does his DeNiro next to Candy's cheeky bum.
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Candy and me.
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No! It's says "Hussy!" With an "H!" An "H!"
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...and then treating the crowd to a bra-clad duet with a red-faced Buddy.
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Oh, and by "full effect," I mean shirtless. Check out kooky Candy getting caught up in the karaoke moment and whipping off her shirt and swinging it over her head...
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Candy. With Hulk fist and furry hat.
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Candy and a friend doing a duet. See that girl in the background with her fist up in the air? Remember her! She's about to turn into the STAR of this entry!).
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Candy rokking the mic
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And then came the PIÈCE DE RÉSISTANCE, the asian man in a blonde wig. So choice.
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Then Candy and Gina got in on the act.
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Sunday night I went to Sid n' Buddy karaoke at Piano's. Here's Candy and Sarah.
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Candy. Holy fucking shit. ("Ahhh. Ssssss. Smoosh it!")
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I love stupid photo projects. This one's called "Smoosh Your Face."
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Candy's so good at Karaoke that everytime she sings I get all excited and when I get excited I just start snapping tons of pictures. So I have all these pictures of Candy looking like this, just all relaxed and singing. Yeah.
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Later on that night, Vin and I went to Lit where we ran into Candy...
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Holy Cuh-rap.
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CANDY!
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Candy!
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Candy!
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Candy!
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When Candy and Sarah started all dirty dancing and pointing the fan at themselves (to achieve that true "lesbians in a Whitesnake rock video" effect), I knew it was time to call it a night (before I lost my tiny mind). Happy Birthday, Sarah and Herman! Woooooooo!
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Female pole dancing! Woooooooo!
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Candy and I reminded everyone that Roxanne did indeed not need to be putting on that red light. Seriously, those days are over, Rox. For seriously.
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Noody David getting a lil' backup help from Candy and Tara.
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Sid, Candy, Tara and Buddy.
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As the booze started flowing more freely, the "you must be in lingerie or your underwear" policy was foisted upon us.
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Nadine and Candy!
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So after my lack-luster performance of "Cum on Feel Tha Noize," Colin and I headed over to Nolita Tavern where we ran into Candy and her leather hat.
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Me, Kristie and Candy.
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I got treated to a little serenade by Candy. Then we sang Roxanne together!