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I've been seeking out side-rooms at parties for quiet man-chats with this dude since 1996! Haha.
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Close-up of all the overlapping strings.
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Weird, right?
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He's called a Long-billed hermit! If you look on the left you can see his colors. I like how the top part of his beak is black and the bottom part is yellow. So handsome and hermit-y.
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Trying to get a close up of this one's pattern.
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Close up of the condemned, in chains, being led to hell. I like how there's a devil at both the front, and end of the line. The guy in the back is so excited to shepherd everyone to hell. He's like the worst camp counselor of all time.
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Close-up of Frank's action shot!
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Closeup.
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Here's a close-up of whatever it was.
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Hahaha.
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50 storeys tall, completed in 1931.
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Neato.
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The East Village has not-so-subtly changed.
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So posi.
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Here's a close up!
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Close Close.
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Reflection on the glasses? Cmon!
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Even when you're standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT, it still looks like a photo and it's HUGE.
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Annoyed close up.
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I love the cracked-paint patterns that are revealed when you view an old painting from an angle.
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Beadwork closeup.
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Close up. If you'd like to read more, check out the work of anthropologist Felicitas Goodman. (I also found this really neat Pinterest board that shows examples of trance postures from around the world.
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Supporting Team Hart so hard. Haha.
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Pack-of-animals close-up.
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Neato, right?
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She was wearing all orange and she was FEELING it.
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Close up of her lotion-filled mouth. Mmmmm!
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Marina! (Hates the flash!)
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Pauly!
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Me!
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Meredith!
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TIME FOR YOUR CLOSEUP!
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Oh man, I look like a nightmare a clown would have.
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Ha!
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Which of course meant I had to take a picture of everyone else's face super close-up. Hahaha.
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I was taking a photo of Meredith and she leaned in extra close right before I took the picture and it distorted her face in a weird way.
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Hahahaha.
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It totally looks JUST LIKE FATTY! I got a call from Grant and I was like "You need to come here RIGHT NOW and see this!"
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Yes! Wah-wah-wispy! I was dying to shave it off, but I promised Grant that I'd at least let him get a quick look at it before shaving it off.
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...the video on my computer is of a totally hot girl trying to get her yob around some dude's ridiculously enormous table-leg of a cock. Hahahah.
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Hahahahaha.
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Oh my god. Sofa King funny. This pic actually gives the original a run for its money.
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Yeah, I know you wanted a close up. How funny is Grant's face?
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"Arrrrrrgh, matey!"
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This picture is so awesome it merrited a close up. So here you go.
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First "God is My Van's Co-Pilot," then this? I heart NY.
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Ahhh, gotcha. (I'm just teasing you, Jerz. You know I gots nothing but love for the Garden State).
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Better yet, Fatty was smelling the flowers on our table when he got too close and ended up getting pollen all over his nose. (PS - Go see Shrek 2. When Shrek gets turned into a human...oooops....SPOILER!.....the human version of Shrek looks exactly like Fatty. Seriously. It's fucking hilarious).
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The thing is, the drunker he get and the more pictures he takes. . .
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Me eating the ice cream I got at 7 Eleven. Look at my fucking wonky eyes! This was the drunkest I'd been in years. Oooof.
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But man oh, man. My drunk-as-fuck face has got nothing on Fatty's drunk face. Check out his eyes! Hahahaha.