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susan

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!misshapes15
me8
grant7
leigh7
counter c6
scott m5
!point4
!best3
!brained3
!dj3
fatty3
!kiss3
!makeout3
!blow job2
!manties2
sarah2
!sparks tongue2
alex chow1
anna maria1
!armpit1

susan — After singing a few jams, I headed down the stage room (at 3am!) to play Guitar Hero on the big screen! Here's Alex Chow and Susan going head to head!

susan — Susan has stubbly pits! Susan has stubbly pits!

susan — Susan and a friend of hers that was in town visiting.

susan — Meredith, AnnaMaria and Susuan.

susan — Later Monday night Meredith and I walked around the corner to get a drink at the Darkroom and ran into Susan Surface and her boyfriend Brian (who doesn't usually look like that).

susan — Hairtwins Susan and Leigh.

susan — Me demonstrating the proper "guy who wants to show his nipple" technique.

susan — Leigh and Susan.

susan — Mark, Susan and me.

susan — And then goes in for a smooch taboot. (Check out the sneaky nay-sayer slipping in the subtle "fuck you" down at the bottom. Hahah).

susan — Susan and me with SmellsGood Gina.

susan — Grant the PantyBandit strikes again.

susan — Susan and Scott giving Jason a (long overdue) ear cleaning.

susan — While I was taking pics with Susan and Ellen, someone was lurking in the area. And that someone was the...

susan — Susan and me.

susan — Susan getting all crazy to some vintage VH.

susan — After Audrey was done, Grant and Susan were shocked to see...

susan — Tins and Susan.

susan — A little Eddie dropped at just the right time can still whip them ladies into a frenzy.

susan — And here's the re-enactment of Karen's birthday complete with Susan playing a traumatized onlooker. Let's get a closer look at this pic, shall we?

susan — ...his balls for a change! Hahahah. Here's the co-operative happy version.

susan — Grant and Susan.

susan — I ended the night at Max Fish with Susan and Scott. (Oh, and if David Lee Roth's lawyer reads this...these photos were all faked in Photoshop. I, uh, swear.)

susan — Oh my god. Sofa King funny. This pic actually gives the original a run for its money.

susan — Susan, Scott and Karen. We were reminiscing on the INCREDIBLE photos from Karen's birthday a few nights prior and Grant suggested that Susan and Karen mix things up and pose with...

susan — Goodnight!

susan — I don't even know what's going on here. Am I trying to bite Susan's finger?

susan — Counter and Susan.

susan — Sweet Jesus.

susan — There, that's better. (And hey, bonus panty flash from Susan! They're cute and all, but I don't see any mesh).

susan — Er, I mean play some CDs.

susan — Susan manned the turntables to spin some records.

susan — Me going for the boobie grab and missing completely.

susan — Afterwards, we headed over to Misshapes. Here's Susan and Counter.

susan — Scott, Susan and Leigh.

susan — Then Susan got all dirty with her mojito. (She can get her teeth around the glass for fuck's sake!)

susan — Which blew Counter's tiny mind.

susan — And Counter and Susan who did the whole "we are pretending to French" thing...

susan — ...before finally getting it on fo' real.

susan — Susan and Counter.

susan — Susan shows some x-ed out titty.

susan — Me and Susan.

susan — Fatty and Susan.

susan — ...Fatty stepped up and was like "No, wait. Let me show you how that move's really done."

susan — Susan totally getting stone cold busted macking on some boy. Hahaha.

susan — We showed her the Penis Straw and asked if she wanted to pose with it. She pulled the whole eargasm thing and we were all like "Sorry, seen that already today." So she was like, "Oh yeah? Well, have you ever seen anything like..."

susan — After Fatty was finished informing his harem of cyber-Jewesses that he was going to be out of town for a coupla weeks, we headed over to Pianos where we ran into my friend Susan.

susan — "...THIS?!!" And then proceeded to pull one of the most memorible faces in recent history. Holy Shit.

Here are some special guest photos courtesty of Susan "Rubberface" Surface (and yes, that's her real name, so don't even think about teasing her about it, ok?).

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