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Peep that turd-cutter, ladies!
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But it turns out we were in for one more treat: Pink see-through Genie pants.
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I thought this was the end of the line...
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Yep.
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Hey Rainbow Shirt, MORE COWBELL!
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But then as soon as the music was turned back on and the bouncer guy walked to the back of the room, a bunch of people went up anyway to help the band play the last few songs.
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A few minutes later, Gurj came over with a bundle of cash (aka - the money that Sarah already owed me) and I gots paid! Woooo! Here's Gurj getting ready to make "the deposit."
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Here's the final photo snapped as I ended my birthday stripper performance! Happy Birthday, Gurj! I love you!
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Oh Hai! I can grope titties? (I love how Gurj has her hands up in the air all like "Yes, he's touching my boobs, but this is a totally one-sided thing!")
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Then I REALLY showed that ass...to the, um, audience. Sorry about that, everyone. (FYI: This entire little dance number I'm doing was choreographed to Stacey Q's 2 of Hearts).
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Oooooh, yeah. Happy Birthday, Gurjeet!
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...and showed her THAT ASS! Hahaha.
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I danced my way across the stage back over to the birthday girl...
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...I kicked off my boxers to reveal ANOTHER LAYER! The panties that I borrowed from Niki the Roommate and turned into sweet, sweet manties.
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All that dancing took a lot out of me! Here's me getting ready to replenish all those calories I burned shaking my ass on stage with a late night pot o' mac and cheese (How else do you think I maintain that svelte figure of mine?). Photo (and panties) courtesy of Niki the Roommate. Thanks, Niki!
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Gavin's orange undies! Suh-weet.
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Sweet Jesus.
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There, that's better. (And hey, bonus panty flash from Susan! They're cute and all, but I don't see any mesh).
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Christian took his shirt off for a quick second, but that was just too much. I mean let's try to keep a modicum of decency, right?
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Panties!
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Oh, did I forget to mention the see-through back?
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And just because I know Grant's got so many fans out there, here's the pic that Fatty took of him when we ran into the room to see what he was doing. Oh, and before I forget, later that night I had just fallen asleep when Grant's chuckling from the bed next to mine woke me up.

Me: "What's so funny?"
Grant: "Oh, I was just thinking about what I'm going to say to Valencia next time I see her."
Me: "Valencia?"
Grant: "Valencia. That was my girl's name at Live Show."
Me: "Oh, right. Valencia. Well, what are going to say?"
Grant (pretending to have a conversation with Valencia): "Oh, hi Valencia! Yes, It's nice to see you again too! Me? Oh, I'm fine. Yes, yes, just great. What about you? How are you doing? Oh, you're fine too? That's wonderful! What's that, Valencia? Would I care for a drink? No thanks, I'm not thirsty tonight, but... [loooooooong pause] ...how about you jerk me off for thirty Euros?"

Holy shit, I laughed so hard I almost had a heart attack. Thus ended our first day in Crete. Nighty-night!