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...and doing tarot in my undies. Pretty chill Thursday night.
the january roundup
January, 2016
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Welcome to my living room on a Wednesday morning. Woke up to this like it's the most natural thing in the world.
the september roundup
September, 2013
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It's ok to post undie mirror selfies as long as you wait a few years, right? Good, cuz here's post-jumprope fitness photo. (I was never able to stick with running long enough for it to change my physique. Jumping rope is trickier to learn than running, but definitely changed my body much more quickly than running.)
the july roundup
July, 2013
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WONDER WOMAN sexy-time pajamas! Which is basically lingerie for NERDS! Hahahaha.
the december roundup: part two
December, 2007
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...here are some pics of my favorite male performers! This guy fucking ruled so hard. Not only was he an amazing singer, he had color coordination, crazy dances moves...
the july roundup: part two
July, 2007
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...a fashion show of his new underwear! Check Siege's expression! Hahahah.
the holiday present extravaganza of xmas 2005
December 24, 2005
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Radioactive!
the holiday present extravaganza of xmas 2005
December 24, 2005
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Objects in the mirror!
the holiday present extravaganza of xmas 2005
December 24, 2005
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Cash & Prizes!
the holiday present extravaganza of xmas 2005
December 24, 2005
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...homemade undies with sayings on them! Suspicious Package!
the holiday present extravaganza of xmas 2005
December 24, 2005
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Hahahahahaha.
the july roundup: part two
July, 2005
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...cooking me dinner in her bra and paaaaaaaanties! Hahaha.
the july roundup: part one
July, 2005
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Then, to wash away the gayness, he dressed up as slumber-party boy! Hahaha.
sxsw south by southwest 2005
March 16, 2005
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...a smooth twink!
sxsw south by southwest 2005
March 16, 2005
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Timmy, awaiting camera call for his gay porno debut. (Hey, once you know you're already going to be sent to hell, why not have some fun, right?)
sxsw south by southwest 2005
March 16, 2005
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Niki bought Meredith paaaaaaaaanties.
meredith's 25th birthday
March 04, 2005
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Grant wanted to trade "headwear."
meredith's 25th birthday
March 04, 2005
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Matching panties.
meredith's 25th birthday
March 04, 2005
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Little Sister Jen upped the ante bearing her Kermit panties.
jamie kirkpatrick's bachelor party
May 20, 2004
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...piece of performance art starring Sarah and a pair of zip-up crotchless underwear.
the january roundup
January, 2004
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Latenight I went over to Sarah's apartment for some latenight drinks and was treated a very special...
the january roundup
January, 2004
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Ryan's party was decorated with hand-painted panties that people had, um, decorated. Here was our personal fave. Let's hope this isn't too much of an "inside" joke. Grant and I had gotten really lost on our drive to the party so after hanging out for an hour or so, we decided to hop back into the car so we could go back to LA to see Laura and Tavis and their friends' Christmas party. Thanks to Ellen and Ryan for having us!
trip to cali part two: la to san francisco
December 13, 2003
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Right before going to bed, we caught Grant dancing around in front of the mirror in his little bikini underwear - I tried to take a picture, but he saw me and dived to block the lens at the very last second. You're a lucky, lucky boy Mr. Stoddard.
european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!
October 31, 2003
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And just because I know Grant's got so many fans out there, here's the pic that Fatty took of him when we ran into the room to see what he was doing. Oh, and before I forget, later that night I had just fallen asleep when Grant's chuckling from the bed next to mine woke me up.

Me: "What's so funny?"
Grant: "Oh, I was just thinking about what I'm going to say to Valencia next time I see her."
Me: "Valencia?"
Grant: "Valencia. That was my girl's name at Live Show."
Me: "Oh, right. Valencia. Well, what are going to say?"
Grant (pretending to have a conversation with Valencia): "Oh, hi Valencia! Yes, It's nice to see you again too! Me? Oh, I'm fine. Yes, yes, just great. What about you? How are you doing? Oh, you're fine too? That's wonderful! What's that, Valencia? Would I care for a drink? No thanks, I'm not thirsty tonight, but... [loooooooong pause] ...how about you jerk me off for thirty Euros?"

Holy shit, I laughed so hard I almost had a heart attack. Thus ended our first day in Crete. Nighty-night!
european vacation part 7: first day in crete!.
October 24, 2003
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So at 5:45am, we're all in the condo's living room still laughing about "Live Show" and we see all these flashes coming from the bedroom. We raced in to find Grant taking pictures of himself in his underwear in the mirror! We were like "What are you doing?" Grant: "Taking pictures of myself in my new underwear." Us: "Why?" Grant: "So I can see what I look like in them!" Us: "Yeah dude, but it's a mirror! Can't you already see what you look like in them?" Grant: (Says nothing. Looks at the floor).
european vacation part 7: first day in crete!.
October 24, 2003
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the october roundup
October, 2003