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I've know these two for a loooong time.
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...our friend Lauren DJ a rooftop party.
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Lauren was DJing along with Karin Dreijer Andersson from THE KNIFE!
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Stayed until they closed the place!
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Thanks for inviting us out, Lauren.
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...because Lauren was DJing.
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Like old times.
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Good vibes backyard!
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Later that evening I met up with Vin and we went to an awesome outdoor BBQ party at Lauren Flax's new house in Bushwick.
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Had so much fun.
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Later on Lauren stopped by! Hadn't seen her in a reeeeeal long time! Not since Meredith's birthday party over a year ago!
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After Leigh got the dog all wound up, it would leave Lauren alone. Hahaha.
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"Mmmmmmm....delicious arm!"
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Leigh started wrassling with him and got him all riled up.
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Hahaha. Happy Birthday, Mer!
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Even Lauren Flax (who are hadn't seen in forever) came!
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Lauren Flax came out! I hadn't seen homegirl in ages!
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Look out! Look out! Hair-biting vampire attack!
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...twice in a row with different girls! It's 4am in this photo and the bar was closed. In the midst of taking stupid pics with Lauren...
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...the present! After the arm wrasslin' bout, I ran into Lauren Flax! Who was...
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Then later that night I went to some party where I ran into L. Flax...
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...rolling with her biddies!
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Lauren Flax was there...
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Several beers.
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On the way back to my apartment, I ran into Lauren Flax on Avenue B and ended up going to some bar with her right around the corner from my place and watched her shotgun beers.
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...got an imaginary lesbian blowjob from Lauren Flax...
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Are there any pictures of Lauren Flax and I in existence where I'm not getting a full-on honking handful of her tit?
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Twin-B and Lauren.
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Lauren Flax and Jess.
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Rimriffic!
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...asses!
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Making the rounds late that night I ran into Lauren and we got to talking about how much we both loved...
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Lesbians are as magical as unicorns because if you're a straight boy you're totally allowed to play with their titties and it's A-OK.
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Ding-dong! Nipple doorbell!
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Amber and Lauren.
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Amber bypasses the "doorbell" and goes right for THE KNOCKERS!
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Me and Lauren Flax (who you may remember as the girl responsible for introducing me to the much beloved Tara)
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Um, yeah. Go Lauren.
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Me, Tara and Lauren. Tara says it looks like we lifted her out of her wheelchair and propped her up between us for this pic. Hahaha.
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Ah, that's better.
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Me and Lauren.
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Saturday night I went over to Lauren and Tara's and hung out and shot the shit.
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Smoochy, smoochy.
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Oh, and we got a little tipsy.
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So check this - I'm at Piano's on Monday night. It's like 3am. I walk past this super cute girl on the dancefloor while looking for one of my friends. Two minutes later, as I'm trying to squeeze back through the crowd , the girl on the left in the pic above (later I find out her name is Lauren) shoves her friend (the cute girl, whose name I later find out is Tara) into me. Tara, who's now leaning back on my chest, turns around and looks at me and says "hi." Lauren starts cracking up. So I say to Lauren:

"So is that your smooth way of introducing us?"
Lauren: "No, it's my not-so-smooth way of getting you two to MAKEOUT!!" Me: "Holy shit, huh?"
Lauren: "Here's the deal: I'm a big lesbian and this is my roommate. I kissed her and she's the worst kisser ever. She says it's because she was drunk, but I don't believe her and I refuse to kiss her again. So now you have to kiss her and tell me if she's a bad kisser."
Me (in disbelief, pointing to Tara): "You want me to kiss, um, her?"
Lauren: "Yes."
Me: (looks at Tara).
Tara: (Smiles, nods and points to her mouth).

So, I smooched her. Add it to the list of "Top Ten Best Random Things Ever to Happen To Me in NYC."