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tit squeeze — That face ladies make when they're touching man boob!

tit squeeze — Insert your own "box of goodies" joke here!

tit squeeze — Who wants an ice cream sandwich? (This photo makes me scream with laughter every single time I look at it)

tit squeeze — Siege immediately took Queen Jen around the party to make sure her "Queen Gets to Play with Your Boobs" decree was obeyed.

tit squeeze — Ellen, KT (gettin two handfulls!), Mer and Liz.

tit squeeze — Hahaha. Here's me arriving at the party and making a "Meredith has no idea that I'm about to propose" face while Cat gives me a purple nurple.

tit squeeze — Meredith out of nowhere: CANDY BRA NOM NOM NOM! Hahaha. I love Gurj's expression in this photo so much. It's totally due to the fact that Meredith is FULL ON cupping her entire right boob and it makes me LOL every time I look at it.

tit squeeze — Eva's boobies were in full effect and needed to be celebrated. Hahaha.

tit squeeze — Eva and Quinn!

tit squeeze — I forget her name, but TitSqueezer here is one of Gurj's friends who was in town visiting.

tit squeeze — FEEL THE BURN!

tit squeeze — Not touchin' 'em! Not touchin' em!

tit squeeze — ...would you just look at how much she enjoying that! So art-rotic!

tit squeeze — Later that night, I got frisky with the bas relief murals at our resort...

tit squeeze — I have no idea why Shandi was squeezing her tit at me, but ok!

tit squeeze — ..."Mommy" (that was flavored like condensed milk!). It was pretty neato. You can read more about the issue here if you're interested.

tit squeeze — Grant show Amanda how to maximize her cleavage: You gotta reach in and pop 'dem titties out.

tit squeeze — Hahahaha.

tit squeeze — Oh, and a quick birthday titty squeeze, also, er, for good luck. Hahaha.

tit squeeze — Thursday night Meredith and I headed out. Here's Mer getting her double-grab on with Nina and Ming.

tit squeeze — Are there any pictures of Lauren Flax and I in existence where I'm not getting a full-on honking handful of her tit?

tit squeeze — Even Karen can't keep her hands off those things.

tit squeeze — Moving to San Francisco in less than twenty days. (What the fuck was I thinking?)

tit squeeze — Same picture, but this time someone managed to sneak in a crafty 'FUCK YOU, BIRTHDAY BOY" finger into the mix.' Hahaha.

tit squeeze — Why snuggle when you can just touch each other?

tit squeeze — You especially need to look out for that one in the middle. She's the sneaky one.

tit squeeze — Carol bites my titty while an unknown ginger (by the way, that word is pronounced so that it rhymes with "ringer") gives me the sneaky devil horns.

tit squeeze — Lesbians are as magical as unicorns because if you're a straight boy you're totally allowed to play with their titties and it's A-OK.

tit squeeze — Amber bypasses the "doorbell" and goes right for THE KNOCKERS!

tit squeeze — I think I'm starting to notice a trend here.

tit squeeze — ...and then she grabbed her boobs.

tit squeeze — Keep in mind - not only was this happening in public, it was happening on public while I was standing on a stage.

tit squeeze — Then everyone got in on Beth's boobs.

tit squeeze — Hahaha.

tit squeeze — Jesse "Primetime" Sullivan gives Emily the sneaky karaoke duet boob grab. Ta-dow!

tit squeeze — Here's a better pic of him. He was dating this girl who had these weird saggy titties and no bra and the entire time they were making out on the dance floor he kept taking her titties and TWISTING the fuck out of them.

tit squeeze — Grant demonstrates. It was amazing.

tit squeeze — And here's my dinner - both plates of it. No, I'm totally not fucking kidding. These two plates represent one meal. What happened was when the waiter was taking our order I asked, "If I'm really hungry, what should I get?" Before I even fishished asking he replied, "Really hungry, eh? Then you're going to want to be having...(dramatic pause)...THE CONQUISTIDOR." Me: "Mmmmm, that sounds good. I"ll have that."

tit squeeze — Sarah knows how to pinch a titty - that's fer sure.

tit squeeze — Emily, Tara, Tiff and me (look at Emily getting all frisky with my coco-jugs).

tit squeeze — And then the next thing you know he's quasi-passed out (check out the open mouth - noice!) on Nerve intern Noa, who tried to resuscitate him with a firm grab of his titty.

tit squeeze — After closing out Chi-chi's (at a rokking 10pm!!!), we headed over to Roxbury's other hot, hot nightspot, The Barn where we ran into John Christie!!!

tit squeeze — Christ, haven't people in New Jersey ever heard of irony? (PPS - Check out Kenny full-on grabbing her tit. Ha!).

tit squeeze — Yep, about 4am and the party started to get a leeetle rowdy.

tit squeeze — Yep, not even three minutes later and Deborah's already grabbing my titty. Watch carefully as the effects of tequilla unfold before your very eyes. (Also, it should be noted that this is also the point in the evening where, with the exception of Jim, every single Nerve employee pussed out and went home. Spring Street Reprazent, yo!!!)

tit squeeze — Rachael's maiden voyage into Sapphism got a little uncomfortable when it was Jen's turn to reciprocate.

tit squeeze — 2. Boobies must be touched. Check! It's official, baby!

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