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Mom & Max playing in the sand.
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...with my dad.
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...I walked over...
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A little later that morning...
the october roundup
October, 2016
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Saw this great car sticker in the neighborhood. People who live at the Jersey Shore year-round call the people who ONLY live their in the summer "Bennies" because they come down to enjoy the "benefits" of the beach and then leave.
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Deep in Wawa Jersey.
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Team 3: Gurj, Matt and Meredith went with a JERSEY SHORE theme. Here's Snooki (complete with Boof), The Situation (complete with THE Situation) and JWoww complete with no pants!. AMAZING.
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After the amusement park, we hung out with my family, ate some pizza pies and then my parents drove us back to the train station later that afternoon.
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It has an amazing view out over all the houses and when you get to the top, you can see the water on both sides!
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Here's Meredith, totally unaware that I'm going to ask her to marry me in 24 hours. Eeeep!
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Fantasy Island Amusement Park! Wooooo!
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Yes, please.
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Then it was time for rides! Check out how beautiful the rides there are! These rides make me so nostalgic. They are the same rides that were on all the Jersey Shore pier amusement parks we used to go to when we were little.
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The view from the top! Only Meredith and I were brave enough to go on the Sea Dragon on a full stomach. Hahah. You can see my whole family sitting on the benches down there watching us.
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On Sunday morning we drove over the bridge to Long Beach Island to enjoy some carnival rides at...
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Gothic Gang-Tattoo Font face? Outline of New Jersey starring as the letter J? MOTHERFUCKING RHINESTONES? Yes, please.
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Ah, beautiful New Jersey....
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Christ, haven't people in New Jersey ever heard of irony? (PPS - Check out Kenny full-on grabbing her tit. Ha!).
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Hahahah. Meanwhile, on the other side of the parking lot, Cousin Steve is trying to make time with 3 lovely EnJay ladies who all easily have 10+ years on him. He's all asking if he can go home with them and one of them goes "How old are you anyway, sixteen?"
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See that girl in the purple tank top? I asked her what kind of beads she was wearing and she told me they were Mardi Gras beads, so I started chanting "Show Yer Tits! Show Yer Tits!" Which she did, but my camera went off too early. Sorry, I got excited! (PS - Look at Kenny lending a "helping hand" in lifting up her shirt)
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No, we're not suddenly in Texas! These guys just all decided to wear matching, oversized, foam cowboy hats while drinking...and in Jersey, THAT'S JUST FINE. I'm not sure if they realized that I asked them to pose for this photo because I was laughing at them, or whether they were just so drunk they didn't care.
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Farewell, sweet, sweet LBI.