I would also like to thank him for using my camera to take this picture
of his penis. (Which if you look really carefully you can see hiding
down there below his nest O' pubes). Seriously, thank you. The internet
could have never seen your penis if it weren't for you.
We showed her the Penis Straw and asked if she wanted to pose with it. She pulled the whole eargasm thing and we were all like "Sorry, seen that already today." So she was like, "Oh yeah? Well, have you ever seen anything like..."
Some girl we just met going further than anyone had yet gone by actually putting the tip of her tounge inside the peeny hole of the Penis Straw! Holy Moly!
Later in the afternoon, we met up with Chris back at Fatty's and ran through our "Things To Pack For Vacation" checklist. Here's Chris on Fatty's back porch getting ready to have the eargasm of a lifetime.
Vin made me promise that I'd take it on our trip and take lots of pictures with the Penis Straw in each country that we went through. (By the way, what's better than the fact that Penis Straw as a giant set of crooked balls?)
After brunch, Fatty and I were running errands around the Lower East Side, getting last minute stuff for our trip, and I got a call from Vin who said we had to meet up because he had a going away present for me. The present turned out to be this "Penis Drinking Straw."
