I got a massage at the hotel and they gave me these weird disposable manties to wear. I decided to keep them on and surprise Meredith. Hahaha. (BTW, Right after we got back from our honeymoon, Meredith accidentally made THIS photo the featured photo; when I posted it, THIS was the photo that appeared in every single person's Facebook stream (including like 200 of my co-workers at Yodle. Errrr, sorry about that everyone!)
Sensing that the yucks would be hard to top, Ralph decided to "go big" and suggest, uh, whatever this is a photo of. Hahahah. Soooo fucking awesome. (PS - whose dog is that???)
On Saturday morning, I was (obviously) feeling a little lazy and elected to skip the whole "getting dressed" nonsense and go directly to reading cool articles on the interweb. I guess I lost track of time and was sitting there long enough for Meredith to grab my camera and take this totally sneaky photo of unaware-me browsin' in the buff. After years of posting all sorts of compromising and embarrassing photos of friends and strangers alike, I figured it's only fair to post horribly embarrassing pics of me as well!
Then Baron decided to up the ante and make his steep I Keep a Diary debut even steeper - that's right, the undies came off. So, um, yeah. Here's Baron, at 12:08pm in the afternoon on a Tuesday, buck-naked in Sarah's living room cracking open a fresh brewski, while I'm snapping photos, Sarah's hysterically laughing, and Greg the Boyfriend (remember him!?) is trying to hide from my camera (not wanting to be seen in the room) and trying to not make accidental eye contact with Baron's wang.
...Grant Stoddard, you are correct, sir! Back in May Grant briefly worked (as a Staff Writer? Editor?) at Playgirl Magazine. A few weeks after starting, his book sold and he promptly left.
...WHAMMO! Say hello to my leeeeetle friends! Hahahaha. You should've heard the screaming and shreiking that happened. Oh Em Gee! This picture is censored becuase, as funny as it is, you DEFINITELY do not want to see the back of my just-got-out-of-a-hot-shower hangy bag . Trust me! Ewwwwwww, indeed.
I would also like to thank him for using my camera to take this picture
of his penis. (Which if you look really carefully you can see hiding
down there below his nest O' pubes). Seriously, thank you. The internet
could have never seen your penis if it weren't for you.
...Candy's twiffer! After I showed Candy this sneaky upskirt I'd taken of her as she walked off stage, she laughed and told me that she'd worn bloomers under her skirt and that I hadn't managed to capture her real panties. So I asked "Well, can I see your real panties then?"
Just after midnight, twenty-two brave souls disrobed in my spare bedroom and filed into my room for the shoot. Spencer's brother stood guard at the door - if you weren't participating, you weren't allowed in. At this point I handed off my camera to Andrew to snap some pics...
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