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December 29, 2011

Seventies Porno New Year's Eve

After last year's incredible Gatsby-themed New Year's Eve party, Tyson invited us back to the Florida panhandle to attend another big bash he'd been planning for the past few weeks. We were told that the only thing required of us was a costume. This years theme: Seventies Porno.

Thursday, December 29th

After checking out of our Chipley, FL hotel, we hit the road for the remaining hour or so drive on to Santa Rosa Beach.
driving ˆ roadtrip
tyson
We were among the first guests to arrive! Our handsome host.
best ˆ tyson
After getting settled in, we drove over to the Donut Hole...
diner
me
...for a nice light lunch.
diner ˆ food ˆ pancakes ˆ me
gravy, meredith, seana, tommy, tyson, zack r
Later that evening, Gravy & Mouth arrived...
elevator ˆ gravy ˆ meredith ˆ seana ˆ tommy ˆ tyson ˆ zack r
me, meredith, tyson, zack r
...and we all went out for a nice dinner at Fish Out of Water.
me ˆ meredith ˆ tyson ˆ zack r

Friday, December 30th

Perfect sunny weather on Friday.
pool
me, meredith
Ty had already put so much work into the party! The door to each person's room featured a blown-up print out of their face on a disco poster! Here's the door to our room.
door ˆ me ˆ meredith
jenny c, matt
Jenny & Matt's room!
door ˆ jenny c ˆ matt
angie, damian
Angie & Damian.
door ˆ angie ˆ damian
jackie, tyson, zack r
We walked over to Ty's place to find Ty, Zack & Jackie putting together goodie bags for the guests!
jackie ˆ tyson ˆ zack r
Goodies included Cum Kleen wipes...
wtf
...Hotshotz libido booster...
wtf
...and delicious little candy dicks!
penis ˆ treats
Workstation.
tyson, zack r
Zack & Ty's room.
door ˆ tyson ˆ zack r
After some lunch, we headed down to the beach.
ocean ˆ palm tree
Unbelievable. No other place I'd rather be at the end of December.
beach ˆ ocean
Late evening view from our balcony.
ocean ˆ palm tree ˆ sunset
Before dinner, we headed down the street to bring over some gear to the beach house that Ty had rented for the party.
beach house
ethan, gravy
Ethan and Gravy setting up the decks & PA.
dj ˆ ethan ˆ gravy
gigi
Gigi and Leilana...
baby ˆ gigi
...made sure that the disco ball was up to code.
baby ˆ disco ball
tyson, zack r
Sunset portraits! Zack & Ty.
sunset ˆ tyson ˆ zack r
me, meredith
Mer and me.
sunset ˆ me ˆ meredith
Second to last sunset of the year.
sunset
angie, damian
After finishing up at the house, we went out for a pizza dinner...
pizza ˆ angie ˆ damian
...followed up with some Dale Jr pinball for dessert!
pinball
ethan, gravy, seana, tyson
DARTS.
ethan ˆ gravy ˆ seana ˆ tyson
matt
We headed back to the homestead for Matt & Jenny's arrival.
door ˆ matt
gravy, jenny c, matt, meredith, zack r
And then Gravy busted out some dice and we got caught up in a little LRC.
dice ˆ gravy ˆ jenny c ˆ matt ˆ meredith ˆ zack r
jenny c, jon danovic, matt, meredith
Getting serious.
dice ˆ jenny c ˆ jon danovic ˆ matt ˆ meredith
ethan, jackie
You can only have fireworks sitting around for so long before somebody decides that it's time to light them!
fireworks ˆ ethan ˆ jackie
jackie, tyson
Around 3:30am, we decided it was time to head on down to the beach...
fireworks ˆ jackie ˆ tyson
ethan
...and "test out" some of the fireworks.
best ˆ fireworks ˆ ethan
ethan, tyson
Light it!
beach ˆ fireworks ˆ ethan ˆ tyson
All systems go.
beach ˆ fireworks
We ended the evening...
hot tub
ethan
...with a 4am hot tub session.
hot tub ˆ ethan

Saturday, December 31st

angie, audra, damian, ethan, meredith
Morning condo crew.
angie ˆ audra ˆ damian ˆ ethan ˆ meredith
ethan, matt, meredith
Later in the afternoon, we went to Walmart to pick up some party supplies...
shopping ˆ ethan ˆ matt ˆ meredith
gravy, tyson
...and then went for some sunset cocktails on the beach.
cheers ˆ gravy ˆ tyson
jenny c, matt
Jenny & Matt and the...
jenny c ˆ matt
...last sunset of the year!
sunset
oliver p
Oliver and...
asleep ˆ oliver p
matt
...Matt tucked themselves in for last minute disco naps...
asleep ˆ matt
tyson, zack r
...before Tyson & Zack came around to make sure everyone was suited up in appropriate "seventies porno" attire for dinner!
costumes ˆ new years eve ˆ tyson ˆ zack r
meredith
Mer went silver sparkly.
new years eve ˆ meredith
matt
Matt had a nice casting director vibe going.
new years eve ˆ matt
ethan
Ethan busted out an alligator vest!
new years eve ˆ ethan
tex
On the way to the elevator we ran into Tex...
new years eve ˆ tex
matt, nick w
...and Nick's AMAZING outfit.
best ˆ costumes ˆ new years eve ˆ matt ˆ nick w
jenny c, matt, meredith, nick w, oliver p, tex
This photo is all about Nick's left leg. Hahaha.
elevator ˆ jenny c ˆ matt ˆ meredith ˆ nick w ˆ oliver p ˆ tex
me, oliver p
Elevator party.
best ˆ elevator ˆ new years eve ˆ me ˆ oliver p
The meeting of the costumes!
costumes ˆ new years eve
gaylor, gravy
Bros touching tips.
best ˆ gay ˆ gaylor ˆ gravy
We all headed down the road to a restaurant that Ty had rented out for the night. The seventies porno atmosphere...
new years eve
...was completed with a bathing-suit clad sushi model.
new years eve
jenny c, matt
Time for some costume pics. Jenny & Matt.
jenny c ˆ matt
jackie, tyson, zack r
Zack, Jackie and Ty.
jackie ˆ tyson ˆ zack r
colleen, gaylor
Chris & Colleen.
colleen ˆ gaylor
angie, damian
Damian & Angie (they also win for having the most seventies-sounding couples name).
angie ˆ damian
annie, jackie
Jackie & Annie.
annie ˆ jackie
Josh & Tina.
gravy
Gravy dressed up as Philip Seymour Hoffman in Boogie Nights!
gravy
david g
Lisa & David.
david g
Everyone got together for a big group shot before we sat down to dinner.
best ˆ crowd ˆ new years eve
Awesome. Thanks so much for all the work you put into making this happen, Ty!
best ˆ crowd ˆ new years eve
Table for fifty!
new years eve
me, meredith
Mer and me.
me ˆ meredith
Haha. So good.
new years eve
Ready to eat.
new years eve
Like this?
boobs ˆ new years eve
Breadstick seduction.
new years eve
david g, jason e
Backroom bro-down.
david g ˆ jason e
Dessert was on fire!
dessert ˆ fire
tyson
A toast to the host!
cheers ˆ new years eve ˆ tyson
After dinner, we went across the street to the beach house which had since been completed decked out with...
party
gravy, tex
...a LIGHT-UP DANCE FLOOR and...
dance ˆ gravy ˆ tex
...a porno bedroom set.
new years eve
jason e, tyson
In order to get said light-up dance floor filled, Ty and Jason manned the topless-lady ICE LUGE...
boobs ˆ ice ˆ shots ˆ jason e ˆ tyson
audra, tyson
...and started administering boob shots!
boobs ˆ ice ˆ shots ˆ audra ˆ tyson
me
Frosty.
boobs ˆ ice ˆ shots ˆ me
tex
Tex.
boobs ˆ ice ˆ shots ˆ tex
tyson
Ty.
boobs ˆ ice ˆ shots ˆ tyson
tommy
Psssst! You flirting with me?
best ˆ cross dress ˆ tommy
matt, meredith
Mat and Mer on the dance floor.
new years eve ˆ matt ˆ meredith
gravy, seana
Gravy and Mouth.
dance ˆ new years eve ˆ gravy ˆ seana
A few minutes before midnight, everyone came out onto the deck to welcome in 2012 with...
crowd ˆ new years eve ˆ party
...FIREWORKS!
best ˆ fireworks ˆ new years eve
Fire in the hole...
fireworks ˆ new years eve
...stand back!
fireworks ˆ new years eve
tyson
...NEW YEAR!
best ˆ new years eve ˆ tyson
The fireworks were great.
fireworks
me, meredith
First picture of 2012.
new years eve ˆ me ˆ meredith
gravy, seana
Seana & Colin.
gravy ˆ seana
We had a lot of fireworks! It was awesome to see how each firework lit up the beach in a different color. White.
beach ˆ fireworks ˆ new years eve
After the fireworks show was over...
new years eve ˆ party
oliver p, tyson, zack r
...everyone headed back inside to get...
dj ˆ oliver p ˆ tyson ˆ zack r
audra, oliver p
... a proper dance party going!
best ˆ dance ˆ new years eve ˆ audra ˆ oliver p
jon danovic, lucy m
Jon & Lucy.
jon danovic ˆ lucy m
tyson, zack r
Our fearless host.
new years eve ˆ tyson ˆ zack r
meredith
Squinty Mer.
new years eve ˆ meredith
Amanda.
gravy, seana
Double-fisting crybaby.
gravy ˆ seana
gigi, tommy
Gigi and Tomina.
cross dress ˆ gigi ˆ tommy
audra, oliver p
Audra & Oliver.
audra ˆ oliver p
matt, tommy
By the latter half of the party, Tomina had reverted back to Tommy.
matt ˆ tommy
When the dance floor started getting serious...
crowd ˆ dance ˆ new years eve ˆ party
...the big shoes had to come off.
shoes
oliver p, tyson, zack r
Mixmasters.
dj ˆ oliver p ˆ tyson ˆ zack r
Outdoors looking in.
dance
It was getting hot inside so...
dj ˆ new years eve
me, meredith
...I took off my pants to reveal the secret second half of my costume: teeny tiny dance floor shorts.
dance ˆ new years eve ˆ shorts ˆ me ˆ meredith
tex, zack r
I love late night photos.
drunk ˆ tex ˆ zack r
gaylor, nick w
Haha.
awkward ˆ drunk ˆ gaylor ˆ nick w
meredith, tex
Take my hand.
dance ˆ meredith ˆ tex
Porno set bedroom.
bed ˆ new years eve
A little bit past 3am...
dance ˆ new years eve
ethan, zack r
...the sing-a-longs started. Haha.
dj ˆ karaoke ˆ ethan ˆ zack r
me, meredith
Happy new years!
dance ˆ new years eve ˆ me ˆ meredith
The dance floor was still going strong when we quietly sneaked out just before 4am.
dance ˆ new years eve ˆ party

2 comments

  • if i can be so boldfebruary 1, 2014

    I think the costume designer for American Hustle was at this party.

  • tatermay 6, 2014

    just bizarre seeing our friends condo here for the past 2 NYE parties.