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On Saturday night I went to Grant's Allen St apt...
the may roundup
May, 2018
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Tada!
the may roundup
May, 2018
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...installing a few bolt-lock on the cabin front door.
the may roundup
May, 2018
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On Saturday, I headed up to Hell's Kitchen...
the march roundup part2
March, 2018
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Sunday night I headed up to K-town...
the march roundup part2
March, 2018
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On Sunday afternoon I went out to Bushwick...
the march roundup part2
March, 2018
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Saturday was the day of my 40th birthday party! (2 days in advance of my actual birthday). Spent the morning...
the august roundup
August, 2016
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Headed home from around the park!
the august roundup
August, 2016
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Kate took me on a tour of a house Dave was restoring.
rv vacation
June 08, 2016
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After eating we hit the town to check out the local shops and enjoy the weirdness.
halloween roadtrip to florida
October 29, 2015
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On Monday evening, I headed over to Sarah's apartment...
the july roundup
July, 2015
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The apartment across the hall from mine is vacant and they are re-painting. I took this photo and posted it to Facebook trying to get someone I know in the clutch "Kramer-neighbor" spot.
the july roundup
July, 2015
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'Splorin.
the march roundup
March, 2014
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On Sunday, I stopped by Grant's new Chinatown apt...
the march roundup
March, 2014
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Back at the apartment, we'd discovered that the wind had blown the bathroom door shut, trapping Maddy inside. When we opened to the door to release her, we discovered that she'd been diligently working to dig her way out through the bathroom door. Haha. Dachsunds!
the august roundup
August, 2013
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Later that evening, I went to visit Matt's new apartment!
the may roundup
May, 2013
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On Thursday night Grant and I walklled a few blocks over the BULLET SPACE gallery...
the april roundup
April, 2013
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Richie's is a word-of-mouth business that doesn't disclose its phone number or address. You have to be referred over. I was very excited to meet him and see if he could restore the SG to playing condition!
the april roundup
April, 2013
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Cmon in.
the march roundup
March, 2013
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I went to bed a little past midnight with a plan to get up early the next morning and take a day trip into neighboring Guatemala to see the massive Mayan site, Tikal.
belize: part 1
January 18, 2013
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Later that night I met up with Grant in Soho...
the january roundup
January, 2013
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Ellen & Han's holiday wreath!
new year's eve
December 31, 2012
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Cool, Dracaenaen door-knocker. (A dracaena is the mermaid's lesser-known, half-lady, half-dragon counterpart!)
paris
December 16, 2012
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...backstage exploring of the famous venue! This door leads to...
boulder and red rocks
September 14, 2012
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Stay away from the open doors!
the august roundup
August, 2012
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Run! Clowns!
the august roundup
August, 2012
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Look what else showed up on my birthday! Doug was in town from Finland.
the august roundup
August, 2012
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Orange lion door in Chelsea.
the february roundup
February, 2012
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Matt and Jenny said their farewells and after they headed out we passed their room and couldn't help but notice...
new years recovery
January 01, 2012
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We headed back to the homestead for Matt & Jenny's arrival.
seventies porno new year's eve
December 29, 2011
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Zack & Ty's room.
seventies porno new year's eve
December 29, 2011
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Angie & Damian.
seventies porno new year's eve
December 29, 2011
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Jenny & Matt's room!
seventies porno new year's eve
December 29, 2011
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Ty had already put so much work into the party! The door to each person's room featured a blown-up print out of their face on a disco poster! Here's the door to our room.
seventies porno new year's eve
December 29, 2011
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Saw this neat mural of necking giraffes over the door on my walk home.
the april roundup
April, 2011
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Chained mammoth.
the february roundup
February, 2011
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Locked doors on the walk to work.
the february roundup
February, 2011
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Excited.
honeymoon in bali part three
September 09, 2009
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Somehow, the chair backwards looked like some weird pregnancy trainer.
the august roundup: part one
August, 2009
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After the movie I met up with Leigh. She was carrying a chair into the living room and totally got stuck in the doorway, Three-Stooges-Style! Haha.
the august roundup: part one
August, 2009
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On Saturday night I headed to the West Village to attend FATTY'S BACHELOR PARTY! Here's the bachelor himself!
the may roundup
May, 2009
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Some of them were holiday presents...but most of them were part of the emergency food supply that I'd ordered. (Back in the W years, this seemed like a good thing to have laying around. It also finally confirmed Meredith's suspicion that I'd graduated from "eccentric" onto "full-blown weirdo.")
christmas in florida
December 23, 2008
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I was like, "A feather wreath, wtf?" And Meredith explained that "It's got some holiday cheer without being too Christmassy."
the december roundup: part one
December, 2008
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Plus, it tickles the face of any people trying to look into our apartment through the peep hole.
the december roundup: part one
December, 2008
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...to hang on our door.
the december roundup: part one
December, 2008
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Then at 2am I apparently got pizza again. Good thing I took photos so I'd remember all this, huh?
the april roundup
April, 2008
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Karen just can't keep her vajine to herself. Hahaha.
the february roundup
February, 2008
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Something we didn't discover until like an hour later when we were trying to leave the apartment for dinner! Luckily for us all, Scott is handy dandy, and after a couple of minutes with assorted drills and hammers (sorry about the noise, brand new neighbors) he had the door (sort of) closing again! Yay!
the november roundup: part one
November, 2007
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Oh, before I forget. Check it: In addition to Scott's big pick up truck, we hired two guys with a huge truck to help make the move go quicker.

One of the movers propped the door to our new apartment by wedging a quarter into the door jamb. We were all really impressed with this AWESOME TRICK until one of them totally destroyed our door on his way out when he tried to pull the apartment door closed as hard as could not knowing the quarter was still wedged in there.

After this happened, they totally just left without telling us, as if we wouldn't notice that the door was so badly bent out of shape that it wouldn't even close anymore.
the november roundup: part one
November, 2007
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Siege turned the person-sized door...
the september roundup
September, 2007
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The next morning we got up a little after 10am and took our time getting ready for an afternoon diving trip I'd booked. I was going to do two dives, and Meredith was going to come along to snorkel.
thailand: part eight - samui to koh tao
August 24, 2007
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Meredith's old apartment! (This was before we moved in together). Awwww.
the may roundup: part two
May, 2006
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Immediately after scaring him in the shower, we ran back inside, set up the camera and Chris hid behind the door to see if we could manage to scare him twice in ten minutes.
european vacation part 13: steak dinner.
October 27, 2003
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Forget Quadrophenia, we're taking this one back to the James Dean era. Here's Grant's portrait of me as "Rebel Without A Clue."
european vacation part 8: scooter madness!
October 25, 2003
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We popped in and humbly offered alms to St. Dimitri, the Greek patron saint of spared scooterists.
european vacation part 8: scooter madness!
October 25, 2003
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Before heading out, we went by Kate's new apartment (but we had to be very careful not to wake her neighbors.)
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003
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Okay, so fast-forward two weeks - Grant's been staying home most nights to work on his place and he finally invited Emma, Fatty and me over for "the unveiling."
grant and fatty move
May 03, 2003
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See this broken door? Remember the guy that tried to pry my mouth open? He got really drunk and rowdy and while I was in the bathroom peeing, I guess he thought it would be funny to start kicking the door. He got a little over-zealous (or maybe "freaked the fuck out" would be more accurate) and instead kicked the door completely off the hinges. That's right - I'm standing in the the 4'x4' bathroom peeing when suddenly the door explodes in pieces. (Thank god my dick was already out - otherwise I would've pissed my pants). So I zip up and come out screaming "What the fuck is wrong with you?" and he just shrugged and looked embarrassed.
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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After food we went back to the loft Katie's staying at in the "Button Factory." (For those of you not "in the know" with Portsmith, the Button Factory is huge, former, yup you guessed it, Button Factory that they've converted into Artist in Residence lofts. It's basically the Williamsburg of NH, ya dig?)
goodbye uncle stephen
July 07, 2002
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After the party, Louis went to his room to "do some work" (aka - destroy the hotel mini-bar and rent softcore porn)...
bidness in madison wi
May 29, 2002
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Peekaboo!
the making of indoorvillage: part two
June, 2000