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jamie k16
frank15
!karaoke15
candy10
fatty9
sid and buddy9
!best6
colin5
grant5
!limo5
andy f4
jared4
seth4
doug3
matt john3
tuomo3
!booze2
!clown2
!lapdance2
matt lesser2

bachelor party — ...and we stayed up SUPER late talking and drinking whiskey and coffee.

bachelor party — ...and met up with his friend's Tuomo and Matt!

bachelor party — After unpacking and resting up a bit, I took the train out to Doug's neighborhood...

bachelor party — Right after I turned around from taking this picture...

bachelor party — ...all the party supplies.

bachelor party — We arrived to the house we'd rented around 6.

bachelor party — ...and the drinking-gear remnants of bachelor-party-renters before us.

bachelor party — Taco stop!

bachelor party — Kit, Andy, Dave and Colin getting ready to head out. Congrats, Fatty!

bachelor party — Instead of forcing Fatty to go to a noody bar in Queens, around 1am we all headed to our apartment and played Rockband. Haha.

bachelor party — Dave and Andy (Big Fatty and Little Fatty!).

bachelor party — After some warm up drinks and snacks at the Fatty's, we walked over to Flatiron for a BBQ feast at Hill Country.

bachelor party — On Saturday night I headed to the West Village to attend FATTY'S BACHELOR PARTY! Here's the bachelor himself!

bachelor party — Hey, hey! It's Frank the Bachelor!

bachelor party — 4am found us back in the East Village at Odessa's for some late night grub.

bachelor party — The gang getting ready to chow down. (PS - Already at this early point in the night, Chef, who you can barely see peeking out behind Colin, was so wasted that he kept screaming at the restaurant and almost had us thrown out).

bachelor party — Condom hat and "You're-getting-married" ball & chain: Check.

bachelor party — ...NEON CHARIOT of military might! We all sang songs...

bachelor party — Big Daddy took the mic and kicked a little Lionel Ritchie "Celebration" (and Frank stayed on stage to back him up).

bachelor party — ...down to its KNEES!

bachelor party — Bringing the house down...

bachelor party — Grant onstange trying to get the hang of the very unique "FrankDance."

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bachelor party — Then it was time for the Man of Honor to take the stage.

bachelor party — Followed by Grant doing a lil Gn'R.

bachelor party — A bachelor isn't officially a bachelor until you've added some embarrassing comedy props. Clown nose: check.

bachelor party — Antonio (who you may remember from the night we did karaoke and Tracey Morgan showed up) and Frank.

bachelor party — After the (outright boring) trip to the nudy bar, we decided to head to Remote Lounge and take over Sid and Buddy's karaoke night there. (I guess karaoke's becoming a bachelor party trend?)

bachelor party — Seth "Palm-greaser" Miller, introduced Sid & Buddy to his good friend "Mr. Frankin" and instantly the karaoke stage was ours. Here's Seth kicking things off with some Stevie.

bachelor party — ...Peep World vicinity. In the end, we actually decided to go to a strip club where our friend Joanna (a former Nerve.com intern from back in the day) was working at the time. (Link NSFW).

bachelor party — With Frank properly attired, we instructed the driver to make a few victory laps around Soho so we could shoot the shit and have a few drinks before our first destination: Blue Mountain BBQ on Spring St.

bachelor party — After a few laps around the hood (and a quick glance at the foot traffic on the sidewalk to ensure no one we knew would see us getting out of SUPERHUMMER) we got to Blue Mountain BBQ.

bachelor party — Keeee-RACK! Check out Candy's awesome expression as she puts a little "oomph" into it.

bachelor party — Goodnight Jamie! Thanks for being such a good sport! Congratulations!

bachelor party — "What, you want me to drop my pants again?"

bachelor party — Then Jamie and all of the guys in his wedding party hit the stage for a group sing-a-long.

bachelor party — After giving him a bit of a dirty, grindy lapdance...

bachelor party — She stood him up for a public paddling.

bachelor party — (Check out Jamie's "what are you going to do to me?" expression.)

bachelor party — Haha. The view from above.

bachelor party — Purple Rain never felt so good.

bachelor party — ...Buddy said "Allright gentlemen, now please put your hands together for Vixen who will be the first of many girls to help Jamie forget that he's getting married in a few short days!" At this point, Candy came up on stage and started undressing a totally duped Jamie.

bachelor party — Then there were like "Allright gentlement, we've got a special bachelor guest tonight - everybody please welcome JAMIE!" After guiding him up on stage...

bachelor party — Then halfway through his song, she rushed the stage and made it clear that she preferred him pantless.

bachelor party — He just stood there shocked, with his arms in the air.

bachelor party — ...same practically all of his friends sitting in Remote Lounge and smirking because they'd all just watched his friend Candy paddle him in his undies. Hahahaha.

bachelor party — It took him the better part of a minute to figure out how he'd been duped. Here's Matt (er, I mean Sid) shaking his hand and handing over the karaoke mic so that Jamie could...

bachelor party — "Drop 'em, whiteboy!" After Jamie had received a few "undie only" wacks with the paddle, Candy faced him to the crowd and brought him center stage and Buddy on the mic (still doing his "stripclub emcee" voice) asked him, "Allright Jamie, are you ready to see what else we have in store for you? TAKE OFF THE BLINDFOLD!" Jamie took off the blindfold expecting to see a bunch of naked girls in some club in Queens and instead...

bachelor party — Inside Remote Lounge are ALL OF JAMIE'S FRIENDS who are all in on the joke. When we got the word that they were bringing the blindfolded Jamie in, Sid and Buddy (who had stripbar music playing - think Crue, G&R, etc) got on the microphone and in their best Stripclub Emcee voice were like "Allright gentlemen, that was Cinnamon! Put your hands together for her!" And all of the guys (keep in mind the girls weren't allowed to make noise) yelled and clapped.

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