Winter walk! Stopped to admire the ice sculpture they'd carved the previous night.... Walked by La Plaza and they had some kind of ice sculpting event going on! ...that there were frozen bits of the river! All of the usually-crowded athletic fields were empty of teams practicing except... Took Maddy for a long walk over to the East River despite it being so cold... Yes, but will it blend? Tex. ...and started administering boob shots! In order to get said light-up dance floor filled, Ty and Jason manned the topless-lady ICE LUGE... Frosty. Ty. There was freezing rain overnight and in the morning, everything was covered in icicles! The entire, huge bamboo plant across the street was encased in a thin crust of ice... ...the extra weight eventually caused (all twenty-five feet of it) to collapse! ...over into the ice sauna! Blech. About an hour later, Arpan opened his desk drawer to find is had been boobytrapped. Malt-tastic. Down on one knee and down the hatch. This is when ironically icing your co-worker was making the rounds. Turns out someone had opened up Jeff's computer, removed all the RAM, inserted a bottle of Smirnoff inside, and then put the side-cover back on. When he tried to boot up, he got an hardware error - when he opened his computer up to investigate. He found a nice warm bottle of malty badness. There were icicles on the trees... ...and we were drunk enough to eat them. More branded ice sculptures. This I'm guessing is some ice. (It's so fucking cold here THE OCEAN freezes). He loves it!