i keep a diary

January 31, 2010

Ellen Stagg's Sideshow Birthday

On Sunday night I walked over to Lit to wish Ellen Stagg a happy birthday! NSFW!

The email and flyer she sent around explained that she would be having a circus sideshow-themed party and would be playing the ringmaster and introducing all of the acts!
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I got to Lit around 1am and things were in full swing! Here's Rachel and Amanda with the ringmaster/birthday girl.
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Clayton and Katie.
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carol
Carol shows up late like me.
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I love this photo. Amanda has these pants that lace up in the back...
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...and Katie couldn't keep her hands out of there! Haha.
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Squeeze the birthday girl.
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A little before 2am, Ellen took the stage to introduce the final act...
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...Ryan "The Runaway" Keely!
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Things started out pretty normal. You know, feather boa...
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...ooh, la, la, look at my nice leg...
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...grabbing front-row spectators and dishing out bronskies.
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Then she pulled out these big feather fans and did a really cool burlesque dance kind of thing with them.
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Awesome.
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Look ma, one hand.
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Not technically topless.
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I thought the show was over, but then she pulled out a bottle of lotion. (This seems like a good place to begin tagging the photos with "NSFW")
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Get over here! She just pulled out a bottle of lotion!?
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The girl that got bronskied was clapping for lotion so hard. Haha.
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She started out holding the lotion bottle above her head...
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...and squirted it down her chest and stomach.
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Then she progressed to shooting huge arcs of lotion over her head and catching them on her back.
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But then, where to go from here? For the big finale...
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...she took the bottle and started squirting huge jets of lotion into her mouth!
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If the music hadn't been so loud, everyone would've heard me screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOO! WHYYYYYYYYYYY?" Hahah.
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Tres erotique!
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Close up of her lotion-filled mouth. Mmmmm!
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Thanks, Ryan!
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amanda, cynthia, katie, siege
As we discussed the performance afterwards, Amanda became the primary target for bronsky re-enactments. Haha.
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Happy birthday, Ellen! I had a great time at your party!
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