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...just your run-of-the-mill animated porn featuring a girl with a GIANT dick fucking another girl. Grant explained that he only had it on his screen because his other friend was over and wanted to show him something interesting. Ooooookay!
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...and bestowed him with incredible gifts like PERFECT 10 MEN VOL 4 and penis lollipops.
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Hahaha. And here she is showing off HORSEFUCKER (which is my favorite title in her selection) while Mandy holds up City of Sin.
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Here she is helping me show off a few choice titles: Amy Fisher Caught on Tape and Kamikaze Premium!
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One for this guy! (Who was totally stroked stoked about it).
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And one for this guy (Grant's friend Mike Cohen) who was definitely less-excited. (Is he wincing?)
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I ended up purchasing two copies of Juicy Wet Asses.
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Eventually, the bartender even came over to check out what other titles APL had in stock. Hahah.
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I grabbed a stack of her wares and started going through them, reading each title out loud. (I love the fact that she's cracking up in this photo).
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On Friday night I was back at Odessa and look who rolled in around 2am! That's right, it's ASIAN PORNO LADY!
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Hahahahaha. This photo is comedy gold. Miye literally could not believe how big this girl's asshole was. She just kept pointing at it and laughing. She totally couldn't get her head around it (but I bet she could get "it" around her head! Ha!).
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Even the bartender came over to check out my purchases! (I'm not even that big of a fan of this kind of porno, I just know that if there's an tiny Chinese lady running around bars in the middle of the night selling bootlegged porno, I've got to motherfucking support her!)
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What? You think I'm making this up? Here's me checking out some of APL's fine wares.
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...whereas Sarah pretty much freaked the fuck out when I silently handed her the DVD and got my camera ready to capture (her amazing!) reaction.
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Karen was like "What are you freaking out about.... *GASP!*"
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Michael and SmellsGood BonJersey show off my latest purchase. They took it in stride...
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The dude in the green shirt was one of the "actors" in the movie (if you knowwhatimsayin). He spent his pre-scene time getting completely drunk and telling anyone that would listen that he wasn't gay and was just in porno for "the money." (...shots, probably).
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...the video on my computer is of a totally hot girl trying to get her yob around some dude's ridiculously enormous table-leg of a cock. Hahahah.
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By the way, isn't that Nina's friend Jason?
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...GAY PORNO MAG! Noice!
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Oh! It's Where the Boys Aren't: Volume 14. Okay. I thought it looked familiar
cake party part four
August 27, 2003
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If you're looking for some hot "double team" action, Wal*Mart's got it! Who knew?