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The bartender (owner?) there has a little white dog...
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That's a wrap! Thanks to everyone who helped out (especially Klaus for letting us bring a horse into the hotel lobby)!
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The scavenger hunts are always designed really well. There are A TON of different things and they're spread all over the place and all worth different amounts of points. After consulting the list, we decided it would be best to head to Iggy's and see if PIRATE MIKE would let us do BODY SHOTS OFF OF HIM. Hahah. This guy's the best. No doubt, he was game!
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Nicole behind the bar and John pouring drinks!
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A little before 5pm, our team that had split up into groups in order to maximize the number of things we could collect, reconvened at Taco Chulo in order to rack up some big points! The item in question? "10 Points for a team member doing tequila shot at taco chulo (+5 for each additional TM. +5 for body shots)" We, of course, all opted to go for the extra 30 points and do body shots! I requested 6 shots of the absolute shittiest and cheapest tequila they had and the bartender proudly held up this bottle of LOS GENERALES! Hahah. Perfect!
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We went to Hug's and after asking the two bartenders on duty if they had also been on duty the previous evening, nailed "Someone who was clearly at Hug's last night." 5 POINTS! (BTW, I love the picture of these two guys so much. They seem really funny and nice - they are exactly the two bartenders I both want and expect to see pouring the drinks when I go to a bar named "Hug's.")
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Eventually, the bartender even came over to check out what other titles APL had in stock. Hahah.
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Even the bartender came over to check out my purchases! (I'm not even that big of a fan of this kind of porno, I just know that if there's an tiny Chinese lady running around bars in the middle of the night selling bootlegged porno, I've got to motherfucking support her!)
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Leigh hooking us up on the free drink tip!
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Then I went to Bar Eleven (which is now called the Annex) to visit Sandra who was bartending downstairs.
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We got to Lit and ran into Jason who was DJing upstairs. Playa hooked us up on the free drink tip.
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A retardedly wasted Geordon got behind the bar and started pouring us shots of vodka.
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Check out Olivia Newton John serving drinks in a muthafucking unitard behind the bar. Hoo-ah.
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All three of us (that's Bret over there on the right) in bartending action! Yahtzee!
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Special Guest Commentary from Grant Stoddard via IM: "As we learned early on, the main perk of bartending is having total control of the juke box *and* full license to play air guitar along to the metal anthems you select."

(Major bonus points taken away from whoever took this pic and managed to almost crop me completely out while I'm making what looks like it could've been the best "metal face" I've ever pulled. Curse you!)
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Neither Grant nor I had ever tended bar before in our lives. We arrived a little before 8pm for some "basic training" from Bret.
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Apparently, I was spending too much time fraternizing with the guests, so I got demoted to bar-back. Here's me cleaning glasses. Oh, the humiliation.
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Good thing we both wore bras that night, otherwise all of tips Jen Crowe kept stuffing down our shirts would of just fallen on the floor.
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Grant's (who's from the UK and shouldn't have a problem with Irish accents) struggles to decipher this guy's drink order without getting a punch in the eye.