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It had been almost two years since I'd last seen Miye. We caught up over a pizza.
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On Tuesday afternoon I had lunch with Miye and her friend Nicka.
the january roundup
January, 2014
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Hung out with Miye on Friday evening. LIFE STUFF!
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...of a book release party.
the november roundup
November, 2013
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Dachshund infestation!
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Hung out with Miye on Saturday.
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We took Maddy exploring through the garden across the street...
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Miye came over for a visit...
the october roundup
October, 2013
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...every time she sees a banana peel on the sidewalk. Haha.
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Later that afternoon, I met up with Miye for Vietnamese sandwiches in the park. She stops and takes a photo...
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...then we went over to B-Bar to dance at Miye's and Kristen's dance party.
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Now your turn.
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Later that night Miye and Kristen came by and took turns receiving hound love.
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She cuddled Maddy into zombified eyes-open sleep. So long September!
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Later that evening, Miye stopped by to visit!
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We were talking about funny stuff we did when we were in high school and "make me faint" came up. Haha. Here's Kristen getting ready to try to make Max faint. Step 1: Lean over and hyperventilate for 60 seconds.
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We ran into Miye, Kristen and a friend while we were out!
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...Miye's birthday!
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Happy Birthday, Lady!
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Dana, (Dana's Boyfriend?) and the birthday girl!
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Miye!
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...for a duet with her friend Banao.
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She took the stage shortly after our arrival...
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Hahahahaha. This photo is comedy gold. Miye literally could not believe how big this girl's asshole was. She just kept pointing at it and laughing. She totally couldn't get her head around it (but I bet she could get "it" around her head! Ha!).
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When it came time for Miye and Miriam to joing up for a TEAM UGLY FACE, I gotta say I was pretty impressed with their initial offering. But, as the saying goes, practice makes perfect...
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Then things got U-G-L-Y! Here's Miye's ugly face.
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...and then went over to the Odessa Bar where we met up with...
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While I was at the bar getting us one more round of drinks before heading out, I started chatting with the really cute girl on the left (yep, the one making the awesomely stupid face). While were chatting, Miye and Miriam came over and introduced themselves and we learned that the girl had just moved into town from somewhere in the Midwest and didn't know many people in town yet. We invited her to come out with us and she agreed but then the people that she was there with came over and they were these horrible, JAPpy modeling agency casting director type harpies that you'd see on one of those VH1 shows about New Yorkers that try to act like their life is JUST LIKE Sex and the City and they whisked her away from us...never to be heard from again. Until...I awkwardly ran into her on the street the very afternoon!
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Joined us in taking melted wax from the candle on the table and using it to sculpt fake wax teeth, that is. Here's Miye's snaggle-fang.
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A little past midnight, Miye's friend Miriam who was was on duty that night as the manager, got off of work and joined us.
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...then headed to La Esquina to have dinner with Miye.
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Miye is friends with Serge, one of the owners, and after he came by our table to say hi, we got hooked up on the VIP tip! Thanks, Serge!
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Mmmmmmm...tastes like free!
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On Thursday night, Niki the Roomie and I went to Matsuri to get our free dinner on - courtesy of Miye and Banao.
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Niki gone wild!
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On Friday, Mer and I met up with David and Miye for some dinner and then afterwards headed over to the Sunshine Landmark for the midnight showing of...
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Thursday evening I stopped over on Mott Street to check in with my favorite married couple, David and Miye.
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Later that night Meredith and I met up with Miye and David for dinner.
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Miye's making that face because she's trying really hard to resist an overwhelming urge to FUCK ME. (Seriously, that hat drives ladies cuh-razy).
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Grant and David demonstrate "The Eiffel Tower of Power High Five" with Miye as the lucky girl "in the middle." Check out the sweat stains - did I mention that by this point in the August night my apartment was about 110 degrees?
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Miye and me. Seriously, if I knew the chix where going to be digging my Cyrpus Hill steez so hardcore I would've gotten one of these babies years ago.
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Miye, Meredith and David.
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...and then we drove our rent-a-van out to Queens for our second delicious Thai meal at Sripraphai.
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Sooooooo tasty. Happy Gay Pride Day everyone!
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Grant and Rachel were all the way in the back seat...
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...and then suddenly, they weren't. I handed David my camera for a sneaky, over-the-seat reconaissance mission and he discovered...
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Around five, we decided to pack it up and head to the car.
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Squinty David and Winky Miye.
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David getting some sweet back-walking action.
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...of her sweet, brown bum.
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Miye took a picture of me taking a picture of her. And then I took a picture...
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As their bodies heated up in the sun, I couldn't stop thinking about how badly I wanted a piña colada.
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Despite only getting a few hours of sleep, we managed to pick up the van and be heading beachward before noon. Here's me, Meredith, Grant, Rachel and David and Miye in the back! Rented van, wooooooo!
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Meredith, David, Grant, Rachel and Miye.
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Friday morning I stopped by David and Miye's for coffee (David's in the background demonstrating his "I'm down wit' black people" hand gestures. That's "Soooo money!" which is an expression David told me "the blacks" are keen on saying).
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On Monday I went to Bowery Bar's karaoke with David and Miye but by the time we got there, the queue was retardedly long so we just had a drink and called it a night.
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After the museum, I stopped over at to visit Miye and David on the way back to my apartment. Miye was on her way to run errands...
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Saturday night I met up with David and Miye (my favoritest married couple) in Nolita and we headed out to Hoodside, Queens to check out Sripraphai, which a Thai friend of David's had told him was the "hands down the best authentic Thai food in NYC."
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David's friend ended up being right on the money. The food was totally out of this world (and reeeediculously cheap). If you live in NYC, hop on the 7 train and make a special trip. It's worth it. Here's a Google link to a bunch of reviews of the place (apparently, it's highly regarded by lots of people).
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Hahaha. Look at David licking his lips as he peruses the menu.
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After the hunt, we went back to David & Miye's apartment sans David (who's a massage therapist and he'd gotten called away to give a massage in the middle of our hunt). Grant spent the majority of our time their trying to convince Miye...
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...to show us her tits. Hahahah.
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Hahahah. Holy hot wife, batman!
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Get a load of that guy popping his cherryoke!
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Ok, it does make his eyes look really pretty though. I will give him that.
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Miye wasn't ready to brave the karaoke stage solo, so I helped ease her on in by teaming up for a duet. She spent more time sucking down her drink than she did singing.