Thanksgiving Vacation


For Thanksgiving I headed out to my parent's house in NJ.

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First thing I did upon arriving in town on Wednesday evening was pick up Kim Wilson (my senior prom date, awwww) who was in town from North Carolina and head over to a bar in town called "The Barn," which before all major holidays is the best place to find other people you went to high school with.
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Sure enough, no sooner had we set foot in the place than we ran into Dave VanHandle, Adam Padfield and Paige (who's last name I forget). All RHS Alumnus!
Then we hit the jackpot, people from our actual grade! Here's Kim with Adam Pavese, Tom Quimby and Margie Bennett.
Karen Gregory and TJ Healy! The hits-a-just-a keep on coming!
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Lisa Puzio and Kim Shortino! Ha!
People always ask me why I constantly take out my balls, but not the rest of my package. Well, here's your answer.
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Adam and Kim.
After getting our fill at The Barn, Kim and headed over to Pat's Bar in Landing to meet up with...
kermit, me, scott
Scott Jentzen and Kermit Albertson.
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Thursday afternoon, I hopped in the car with my parents (minus little brother Brett, who lives out in Indiana and went to his girlfriend's parent's house in Ohio for Thanksgiving) and headed to my Aunt Elaine and Uncle Wayne's house in Clark, NJ.
aunt elaine, aunt sue, chad, dad, grandma, grandpa, lindsey, me, mom, uncle wayne
Turkey Time! Going Clockwise from the front left: G-ma, G-pa, Aunt Sue, me, Pappi, Mami, Chad, Uncle Wayne, Aunt Elaine and Lindsay.
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Turkey unveiling action shot.
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While Chad kicked it on the couch resting his food-baby...
zoe
I headed outside to play with Zoe the wonderdog.
dog ˆ zoe
zoe
Then we came inside so Zoe could watch some TV. This is the best thing ever: every time a black person comes on TV, Zoe goes absolutely apeshit. She had us laughing so hard I almost pissed my pants. Seriously, she'll stand there all attentive staring at the TV for minutes on end witout so much as a itty-bitty "woof." But as soon as any black person comes on TV, she barks and barks.
dog ˆ tv ˆ zoe
zoe
My Aunt Elaine says it's because Zoe's bleeder (who still grooms her once a month) is pretty much her favorite person in the world and he's black so whenever she see's anyone black, she goes crazy. But we all suspect it's because she's a RACIST DOG!
dog ˆ tv ˆ zoe
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Me & G-ma in tha hizzouse, boyeeeee.
chad, uncle wayne
Chad blowing out his birthday cake!
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Look at the fucking face. Zoe, I love you......but you got a drooling problem.
dog ˆ zoe
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...but you got a drooling problem.
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On the way back to my parent's house, we stopped off in Mendham to visit with Gary Variale and his family. Gary owns the construction company I used to work for during all my summer breaks and is like family. Here's my two dads. Hahaha.
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And then after dropping my parents off at home, I swung up to visit Scott but his two rugrats had gotten the best of him that day and he nodded off shortly after I'd gotten there. Bonus points for falling asleep with a full beer and managing not to spill any.
dad, mom
Saturday morning I had breakfast with Mom and Pop...
...and then hopped the train back home to NYC for some Saturday night action out on the town. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!