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It's after 4am at this point, and in the midst of Leigh and Sarah getting ready to pack up their stuff, Jenny ran into the dj booth and started busting out her cans again!
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Oh, and then upon exiting the dj booth, she started doing doing a little "private show" for our good friend THE LURKER, whose patience finally paid off!
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OMFG. I'm writing this entry after a totally crummy day at work and this photo just instantly made me able to forget my bad day. Hahah. Check out LURKER totally getting his half-hearted party on with the ladies.
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A couple minutes later we're up six people (seven if you count THE LURKER in the corner). Check out Jenny Penny popping out a, uhhh, valentine for Marisa. (And is that Paul Hanley in the hoodie?)
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Yep, that about sums it up. (PS - Check out the awesome new nipple-censoring technology I'm employing! Broken hearts! Pretty sweet, right? I hardly even use Photoshop anymore - all about Picnik.com's API these days).
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...pictures of her flashing her cans while making retard faces! Hahaha.
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Hahahaha. Yes!
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...but not before I took a whole bunch of photos documenting the awesomeness of it.
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Right outside of the Ballroom's exit, I found Sarah's friend (whose face and name have been removed because he was horrified about these pics showing up on the interweb 18 months later...hahaha) totally fucking face-down passed out on the street. I helped him up and put him in a cab...
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...WHAMMO! Say hello to my leeeeetle friends! Hahahaha. You should've heard the screaming and shreiking that happened. Oh Em Gee! This picture is censored becuase, as funny as it is, you DEFINITELY do not want to see the back of my just-got-out-of-a-hot-shower hangy bag . Trust me! Ewwwwwww, indeed.
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Hahaha. Oh, did I forget to mention that Meredith was there too?
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...sorry. Guess you're going to have to use your imagination now.
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Candy couldn't help but flash a titty.
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...MOOSEKNUCKLE! Woooooo!
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...then Sarah gave me the bra flash but forgot she was wearing one of those super-sheer, totally see-through bras. If she wasn't one of my most favoritest people ever, I'd so be selling the uncensored photo of Ultranippple to the highest bidder.
the november roundup
November, 2003
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Um, yeah. (Check out Grant in the background censoring himself. Heheh.)
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Nope, that's not a white, latex bikini top, that's sunburn. Not that sunburned, my ass! Ouchie!
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This is a pretty tame entry so lemme throw in a quick "upskirt" shot for all you pervs out there. Aw, yeah.
bidness in vegas
June 15, 2003
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Andrew managed to snap off over 40 pics with my cam - but it takes so long to black out all the naughty bits that I've only posted a few here.
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Some guy, Sarah, me and Jen and Peter (two of my *gasp* co-workers!).
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Forget about that "kissing co-workers" or nonsense, Emma just plain said fuck it and got up on the dancing cube in nothing but her undies. Fuck Yeah. (Also, it should be noted at this point that she's up there dancing with the infamous "tie off your weiner, professional stripper guy" from when Grant and I stripped).
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Jess giving the "I've got a half-naked chick on my lap" thumbs up.
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At this point I should probably put a little disclaimer. WARINING:The following pictures contain some nudity. If nudity offends you, here is chance to leave.
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Beer + Wine + Mixed Drinks = Uh Oh.